I will start the "Church of The Ninth Bit"

Foar I believe in the Hoaly 9th ASCII Bit and how it gives us access to the Hidden Angelic Letters, a set of 256 symboals, like the "triple-you", "hexx" and "whynot". Once we find these letters, this eldesprach, this alphabet invisible, then and oanly then will we knoa the universe entire.

>>9
DON'T CALL HIM A ``PROGRAMMER''. ASK HIM IF HE'S A COMPUTER SCIENTIST, YOU BROGRAMMER PIECE OF SHIT.