>>4Forgive me, I
was being an asshole. But you see, my wife and three children just died. They were there right in front of me, and then,
BAM, gone. They are Ebola-chan's family now. And to make matters worse, my parents were beheaded by ISIS and I ran over an illegal immigrant. One of the worst days of my life, but I shouldn't have taken it out on you. To make it up to you, I propose marriage.
I wish I could hate you to death.
Why don't you come over to live at my place? You can be my new wife. You will finally be able to have sex. I'll ream your tight anus until a roaling pin can pass right through it. You'll even get to wear a cute dress. You know that you want this, you little homo. You know you like to be dominated. All faggots want to be dominated by a cock better than their own. You'll make my meals and swallow my load and get cuddled at night. We can remove your penis and testicles and put you on hormone treatments to make you a real girl immediately.
Then we could attend a fishing event, seeking the largest bass. Ah, imagine the hot sun, a few coald brews, and much laughter and enjoyment.
How about we go out saltwater fishing instead? Now that my parents are beheaded, we can go out on my dad's old boat. It's 50' long and has a generator and an air conditioning system and two bedrooms and a kitchen and a salon and a radar system and satellite phone with the most expensive rates on planet earth. I know this guy who used to have a medical license, so we can take him out to international waters and he can cut your junk off so we can consecrate our marriage.
What do you say?