/prog/ survey thread

Please fill out the survey /prog/! If you only use /lounge/, then please either kill yourself or take the survey anyway. Also, please give serious replies only. Remember, G-d is watching.

1. When did you find /prog/?
2. How old are you?
3. What race are you?
4. What is your favorite food?
5. Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson?
6. Do you prefer books or ebooks?
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
8. What is your favorite color?
9. Have you ever masturbated at work?
10. What other boards do you visit?
11. What is your political alignment?
12. Have you ever lied on a resume?
13. What is your favorite scented candle scent?
14. Do you have a valid Windows license?
15. What country are you from?
16. Do you have a medical license?
17. What city are you from?
18. Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr?
19. Have you ever masturbated while driving?
20. Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers?
21. Do you have a positive or negative view of rape?
22. What is the longest cock that you can take?
23. Have you ever abused an animal?
24. Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay?
25. Do you believe in your friends?
26. What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold?
27. Have you ever masturbated in a hospital?
28. What gender do you identify as?
29. Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile?
30. Have you ever masturbated in church?
31. What program are you most proud of?
32. Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer?
33. Have you ever masturbated on a farm?
34. What is your favorite dildo style?
35. What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex?
36. What is your favorite natural language?
37. Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans?
38. What is your favorite video game?
39. Have you ever done drugs?
40. Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
41. Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails?
42. What word processor do you use?
43. Have you ever abused a child?
44. How old is your father?
45. Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality?
46. Do you believe in vampires?
47. Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia?
48. What is your favorite number?
49. Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting?
50. Do you smoke?
51. Do you have any siblings?
52. Do you believe in God?
53. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working?
54. Do you prefer birds or fish?
55. When did you hit puberty?
56. Do you have any pets?
57. What is your favorite programming language?
58. Have you ever abused network access?
59. Do you drink?
60. Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements?
61. Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism?
62. Have you ever abused the elderly?
63. Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder?
64. Have you ever masturbated on camera?
65. What is the least complex project you have ever worked on?
66. What programming environment do you use?
67. Do you prefer anime or cartoons?
68. What is the longest that you can stay up?
69. Do you believe in the Holocaust?
70. Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola?
71. Do you believe in magic?
72. What operating system do you use?
73. What is your favorite jelly bean flavor?
74. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating?
75. Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?
76. Do you have a license to practice law?
77. Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles?
78. Do you prefer PVC or ABS?
79. Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal?
80. What sex are you?
81. Have you ever visited a prostitute?
82. Do you bleach your hair?
83. Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile?
84. Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs?
85. Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS?
86. Do you have a driver’s license?
87. What is the most complex project you have ever worked on?
88. Do you believe in external reality?
89. Have you ever masturbated in a box?
90. Have you ever pirated software?
91. When did you realize that you were a programmer?
92. Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration?
93. What keyboard layout do you use?
94. Have you ever masturbated in the mirror?
95. What is the longest that you can hold your breath?
96. Have you ever masturbated on the bus?
97. Have you ever driven while intoxicated?
98. Have you ever masturbated at a funeral?
99. Do you bleach your teeth?
100. Have you ever abused cough syrup?
101. Have you ever masturbated while crying?
102. Do you prefer dogs or cats?
103. Have you ever masturbated in jail?
104. What is your favorite fast-food chain?
105. What degrees do you hold?
106. Do you believe in Bitcoin?
107. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex?
108. Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking?
109. Do you prefer American or British spelling?
110. Have you ever masturbated with a knife?
111. Do you bleach your anus?
112. What is your favorite Touhou?
113. Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail?
114. What is your favorite hurricane?
115. Have you made plans for retirement?
116. What is your favorite microprocessor architecture?
117. Do you have a positive or negative view of science?
118. Have you ever masturbated anally?
119. When did you find /prog/riders?
120. Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame?
121. What is your favorite drug?
122. Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund?
123. How old is your mother?
124. Do you believe in yourself?
125. Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work?

1. When did you find /prog/?

I don't remember.

2. How old are you?

I don't know.

3. What race are you?

I don't know.

4. What is your favorite food?

I don't know.

5. Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson?

The Anti-cudder.

6. Do you prefer books or ebooks?

I like both for different reasons.

7. Do you believe in ghosts?

Maybe.

8. What is your favorite color?

I don't know.

9. Have you ever masturbated at work?

I can't remember.

10. What other boards do you visit?

I can't remember.

11. What is your political alignment?

I don't know.

12. Have you ever lied on a resume?

I recently looked upon an old resume and wondered what the fuck I was thinking when I wrote it.

13. What is your favorite scented candle scent?

I don't know.

14. Do you have a valid Windows license?

I don't know.

15. What country are you from?

I don't know,

16. Do you have a medical license?

I don't know.

17. What city are you from?

I don't know.

18. Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr?

What are these?

19. Have you ever masturbated while driving?

No. That would be irresponsible.

20. Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers?

I am indifferent.

21. Do you have a positive or negative view of rape?

I am against rape outside the scope of jokes with bad taste.

22. What is the longest cock that you can take?

I think I could take quite a bit.

23. Have you ever abused an animal?

No.

24. Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay?

No preference.

25. Do you believe in your friends?

Friends?

26. What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold?

None.

27. Have you ever masturbated in a hospital?

I can't remember.

28. What gender do you identify as?

I don't know.

29. Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile?

No.

30. Have you ever masturbated in church?

I can't remember.

31. What program are you most proud of?

Proud?

32. Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer?

I have positive views of the astrological sign.

33. Have you ever masturbated on a farm?

I can't remember.

34. What is your favorite dildo style?

I haven't tried enough to decide.

35. What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex?

I can't remember.

36. What is your favorite natural language?

I'm illiterate.

37. Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans?

I can't remember.

38. What is your favorite video game?

I can't remember.

39. Have you ever done drugs?

I can't remember.

40. Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

I can't remember.

41. Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails?

I don't know.

42. What word processor do you use?

I don't process words.

43. Have you ever abused a child?

No.

44. How old is your father?

I can't remember.

45. Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality?

I don't know.

46. Do you believe in vampires?

Maybe.

47. Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia?

I have negative views of the actual act of pedophilia but not of pedophiles who never abuse a child.

48. What is your favorite number?

There's too many.

49. Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting?

It's hard to read but it looks more pretty.

50. Do you smoke?

I can't remember.

51. Do you have any siblings?

I can't remember.

52. Do you believe in God?

I can't remember.

53. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working?

I can't remember.

54. Do you prefer birds or fish?

I can't remember.

55. When did you hit puberty?

I can't remember.

56. Do you have any pets?

I can't remember.

57. What is your favorite programming language?

I don't know.

58. Have you ever abused network access?

Maybe. How do you define abuse?

59. Do you drink?

I can't remember.

60. Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements?

I don't know.

61. Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism?

Uhm. I don't know.

62. Have you ever abused the elderly?

No.

63. Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder?

I like both.

64. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Uhm. I don't know.

65. What is the least complex project you have ever worked on?

I can't remember.

66. What programming environment do you use?

I don't know.

67. Do you prefer anime or cartoons?

I like a little of both.

68. What is the longest that you can stay up?

Do you refer to the ability to stay awake or to sustain an erection?

69. Do you believe in the Holocaust?

I can't remember.

70. Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola?

I hope we don't all die.

71. Do you believe in magic?

Maybe.

72. What operating system do you use?

I can't remember.

73. What is your favorite jelly bean flavor?

I don't know.

74. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating?

I'm not sure.

75. Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?

I don't know.

76. Do you have a license to practice law?

I don't think so.

77. Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles?

I don't want to be run over.

78. Do you prefer PVC or ABS?

I don't know what that is.

79. Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal?

Uhm. I don't know.

80. What sex are you?

Unisex.

81. Have you ever visited a prostitute?

No.

82. Do you bleach your hair?

I don't think so.

83. Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile?

Uhm. No.

84. Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs?

I might suck off a nigger if such a nigger was a handsome gentleman.

85. Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS?

I hope we don't all die.

86. Do you have a driver’s license?

I don't know.

87. What is the most complex project you have ever worked on?

I can't remember.

88. Do you believe in external reality?

Maybe.

89. Have you ever masturbated in a box?

What kind of box?

90. Have you ever pirated software?

I don't think so.

91. When did you realize that you were a programmer?

When I discovered teledildontics.

92. Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration?

I'd rather explore ani with my penis.

93. What keyboard layout do you use?

I can't remember.

94. Have you ever masturbated in the mirror?

Uhm. I don't know. Maybe.

95. What is the longest that you can hold your breath?

I don't know.

96. Have you ever masturbated on the bus?

No.

97. Have you ever driven while intoxicated?

No.

98. Have you ever masturbated at a funeral?

No.

99. Do you bleach your teeth?

Maybe.

100. Have you ever abused cough syrup?

I can't remember.

101. Have you ever masturbated while crying?

Yes.

102. Do you prefer dogs or cats?

I can't remember.

103. Have you ever masturbated in jail?

I don't think I've been to jail yet.

104. What is your favorite fast-food chain?

I like in and out because I go in and out. in and out. in and out!

105. What degrees do you hold?

AA in shit posting.

106. Do you believe in Bitcoin?

I'm aware that it exists and is used by some people.

107. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex?

I decline to state.

108. Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking?

FRACK MY ANUS!

109. Do you prefer American or British spelling?

I accept both.

110. Have you ever masturbated with a knife?

That sounds very risky. No.

111. Do you bleach your anus?

Not yet.

112. What is your favorite Touhou?

Cinro.

113. Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail?

No.

114. What is your favorite hurricane?

Katrina.

115. Have you made plans for retirement?

No.

116. What is your favorite microprocessor architecture?

Z80

117. Do you have a positive or negative view of science?

It exists and some people think they can do stuff with it and add new stuff to it.

118. Have you ever masturbated anally?

I can't remember.

119. When did you find /prog/riders?

When admin-nigger-kike-hime-cunt-muffin made it.

120. Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame?

I don't like it when she bullies me.

121. What is your favorite drug?

Jenkim.

122. Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund?

I can't remember.

123. How old is your mother?

I can't remember.

124. Do you believe in yourself?

I think that I exist, but I'm not sure.

125. Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work?

I penetrate wood with my penis and use my cum as adhesive. My dung mixed with hay is a good insulator and provides bricks. Once it dries I can burn it in my fireplace.