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Name: Anonymous 2014-05-18 17:38

Be female
>Be 16
>Sitting at bar when dorky dude comes over
>ohfuckno.jpg
>He starts talking to me
>Turns out to be a nice guy
>I notice I'm all out of cash
>Jokingly say "it's your round"
>Not realising it's a joke busts out his wallet
>has Sonic the Hedgehog on it
>burst out laughing
>he looks at me in despair and realises what's I'm laughing at
>bursts into tears and runs into the toilet
>he screams "I'm sorry but it was all blue much"
>feelsbadman.jpg
>he comes back out 10 minutes later and I apologise
>we get talking again and he finally buys mr drink
>he turns to me with a smile and hands me the drink.
>"Okay drink up!"
>Drink it all at once
>start feeling faint
>he laughs and says "you could have said that I spiked your drink"
>wake up in he's bedroom completely naked covered in pink
>nope nope nope
>"Oh hello Amy"
>He is blue and naked
>notice the Sonic the hedgehog curtains
>he mounts me and slowly penetrates me
>pulls out immediately
>confusion
>through my tears I shout out "Is that you done?"
>he smiles, and leans over my naked pink body pushing up against my breasts
>puts his lips up against my ear
>whispers "Gotta go fast"

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-20 18:37

>>10
Not only do humans not eat each other (unless they are fucking niggers who aren't human) your stupid atheist hippie shit doesn't apply to humans. so fuck off nigger.

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