I'M DISCONNECTING THE INTERNET

DUE TO BEING CONSTANTLY DISTRACTED BY AND SPENDING LARGE AMOUNTS OF TIME ON MULTIPLAYER GAMES, SOCIAL MEDIA, NEWS, AND PORN WEBSITES I HAVE DECIDED TO DISCONNECT FROM THE INTERNET IN THE HOPES OF PUTTING MY TIME TO BETTER USE. TONIGHT I WILL BE DISCONNECTING MY ROUTER AND ABSTAINING FROM ALL NON-ESSENTIAL INTERNET ACCESS.

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH.

Turn your router back on kudasai. I need all my botnet nodes today.