My girlfriend just broke up with me

it's sad

>>11
You can't tell me what I am. You can only tell me what you think of me. And frankly, I don't give a dam. So the next time you are in a jam. And you want to eat some ham. Just go talk to^{ask you}_{neighborhood friendly} go fuck yourself.

But in all seriousness, if you are going to pass judgement on another and not contribute anything besides that I'm not going to bother taking your comments into consideration.