/prog/rider's secret society

We should create a club/lodge for programmers. If stonemasons created one many years ago just because they knew how to carve stupid stones and build some basic structures, why we still don't have one?
This is what we need:
◦ A symbol.
◦ A secret handshake.
◦ A set of rules.
◦ An unknown leader.
◦ An unknown sub-leader.
◦ A library with exceptional computer books, a printed version of world4ch's /prog/ (aka The Old Testament), ancient computers, and other relics.
◦ A list of heretic languages carved in stone.

>>54
I have too many other things to do right now, but the project would be fun. It would consist of taking existing libraries and finding a protocol that could describe all of their usages. Sockets could do it, and would make it very plan9, but there's also the shmat and friends for sharing memory if you want to zomgmitize it.