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How do I know if a girl likes me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 23:27

I could use some help...

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 23:37

Forget it, it's NP-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-20 0:22

You can ask her

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-20 0:25

Challenge her to a round of danmaku.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-21 13:07

There is no real way of telling if a girl really likes you without inspecting the biochemical processes in her brain.
But you can tell when she does not like you, that is when she runs away in terror, calls the police on you or uses pepper spray on you, or something in that style.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 4:38

>>5
inspecting the biochemical processes in her brain.
Pseudo-intellectual idiot.
Go read a real textbook instead of your pop-science junk, new-atheist retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 18:51

>>6
The scatophage theist retard is back!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 21:55

>>1
Her pupils will dilate when you meet her eyes. Just don't be too stare-y when checking.

This technically just means she's seeing something she likes, but it's a big positive sign.

Make sure you adjust for changes in light when she moves her gaze, because that has the same effect.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 4:17

>>8
Fuck off atheist virgin nutcase.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 4:18

>>7
Frog bastard. French get raped by Germans in both world wars and for good reason.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 8:56

>>9-10
Your mother birthed you through her anus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 13:42

>>9
Wrong, wrong, and wrong, just like all the other times you've posted what appears to be the only insult you know, big guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 20:33

>>12
I'll make you dilate fucker.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-23 20:50

Oh look, the theist/atheist couple are at it again. Why don't you suck each other's dick already?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-24 0:40

>>14
It's a single person, and he can't bend that far.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 11:47

>>8
What, are you going to stop her in the middle of a conversation to check out if her pupils are larger than usual?

Anyway, she'll probably stare a bit at you, laugh at all your shit and will try to touch you (non sexually, though if it is, you don't have to ask us), among other things. Just use your intuition.

Source: life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 23:52

>>16
Neurotypical people make regular eye contact during conversation. You can't really see it as an insurmountable challenge to do so, so I assume you are being facetious in order to emphasize your point.

The trouble I have with your suggestion is that it does not test for dishonesty. Besides, body language is difficult to interpret even when no intention to mislead is present.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 3:38

>>17
Neurotypical people make regular eye contact during conversation. You can't really see it as an insurmountable challenge to do so, so I assume you are being facetious in order to emphasize your point.

Well, if you can notice the dilation of people's pupils with a few casual glances, then good for you, you either have an amazing eyesight or you talk to people like 4 inches from their faces.

But yes, it's not foolproof, it can't be, you won't just find an algorithm here to see if a girl likes you, different people are different and you lack the instrumentation to detect changes in their blood vessels or whatever biological processes are correlated with it, as if it fucking mattered.

And please, don't anyone start with that seedy PUA crap, I'm starting to sort of like this place.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 4:09

I... I love you...

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 7:15

>>18
And please, don't anyone start with that seedy PUA crap, I'm starting to sort of like this place.
Be a lonely loser, lonely loser.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 12:20

>>18
Actually the pupil thing is not hard to do. Apparently it can be used in poker to see when someone has a good hand, which is why they all use sunglasses, so it will even work across a table a few feet across. Generally you can tell when someone looks away, then looks back at [you, their cards, the other guy in the room, etc.]. It's quite noticeable. Of course it's not to be taken in isolation - you would need a strong repeated signal on multiple occasions to be sure it wasn't interference of some kind - but I've definitely found it to be more accurate than, say, arm touching etc.

I had to look up PUA, being non-trendy and all that. What a bunch of fucking scumbags. Now that I think of it I remember hearing them on the radio or TV or something. Like the environment for single people isn't already toxic enough without a bunch of fucking psychopaths trained to manipulate women wandering around reproducing.

>>19
I love you too. Let's fuck.

>>20
In the immortal words of /g/, pua pls go.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 13:27

>>21
The eye thing must be easier with people that have light irises. Mine are so dark it is very hard to distinguish them from the pupil unless you're right in my face or shine a light into my eye. I doubt anyone would be able to tell how dilated my pupils are from any distance.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 16:12

>>23
If you scorn female company so much, why don't you go back to www.reddit.com/r/MyLittlePony?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 20:24

>>22
Your fault for being a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 20:47

>>-,-55,25-3
jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 22:48

>>25
I'm not the disgusting PUA creeper, I just told you to fuck off back for your misogyny. Anyway, I was advising you to go hang out with those boys since you'll run no risk of being anywhere near a girl with them. You know, because they are usually unkempt slobs with no ability to communicate with others outside their fandom and who have weird, uncomfortably public fetishes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 23:42

>>28
creep*
Man-hating piece of shit. Back to r/srs/, cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 0:03

>>29
Gay Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 0:06

>>29
No, let the woman be a woman. If she is here, she is more like us than we are like the standard man. We are one; we are many.

Name: >>20,29 2013-12-29 0:29

Dear Sir/Madam,

The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the previous posts.

Signed,
John Foxley, Jr.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 1:10

>>29
Yeah, because treating casual rapists like creeps (yes, rapists, just Google shit like "last minute resistance", disgusting) is the same as that hypothetical scenario where a poor geek was treated as subhuman and a scumbag by the girl in that he innocently showed interest, that so many kids fear.

Insecure piece of shit. Back to /jp/, false aspie.

Name: I am shitposting 2013-12-29 1:58

>>33
Yeah, because treating casual rapists like creeps (yes, rapists, just Google shit like "last minute resistance", disgusting)
No, what I object to is the treating of socially awkward male nerds like casual rapists using the common term `creep'.

that hypothetical scenario where a poor geek was treated as subhuman and a scumbag by the girl in that he innocently showed interest, that so many kids fear.
"Hypothetical"? Your anti-male anti-white liberal bias is showing.

Insecure piece of shit. Back to /jp/, false aspie.
I am rubber, you are a piece of shit.

Name: spreading le minsandry 2013-12-29 2:12

>>34
No, what I object to is the treating of socially awkward male nerds like casual rapists using the common term `creep'.

Yeah, and that is a fantasy. Has it actually happened to anyone you know?

And way to deflect the issue from actual sexual aggressors to nerd paranoia.

As for the "creep" problem, if you know a kid paralyzed from fear of that, he needs counseling.

Name: fuck i love shitposting 2013-12-29 3:43

>>35
spreading le minsandry
Misspelling your opponent's words is typical feminazi kike strategy.

Yeah, and that is a fantasy. Has it actually happened to anyone you know?
Yes, I've witnessed at least twenty instances of females referring to awkward nerds as `creepy'. And the latter [i]definitely[/i] weren't PUAs.

And way to deflect the issue from actual sexual aggressors to nerd paranoia.
Each protects their own. Feminazis do things for women, socially awkward nerds do things for socially awkward nerds. Humanism is a crock of shit meant to make retards waste their time, every group must fight and compete for finite resources and mutually exclusive rights.

As for the "creep" problem, if you know a kid paralyzed from fear of that, he needs counseling.
Nice victim blaming, shitlord.

I hope our little shitposting game won't attract actual MRAs/PUAs/SRSers/tumblredditors

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 3:58

>>37
Humanism is a crock of shit meant to make retards waste their time, every group must fight and compete for finite resources and mutually exclusive rights.

I am edgy and retarded Yes I am! I am edgy and retarded Yes I am!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:00

>>38
I'm glad you are finally coming to terms with it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:03

>>39
tard

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:04

>>39
retard part of the retard group (6th edgy division)

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:07

>>39
their motto ``WE ARE FAGGOTS''

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:11

>>38,40-42
Natural selection will take care of you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:18

Oh man, Saturday night on /progrider/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:30

>>43
Darwin is dead, Wilson soon will be dead, and Dawkins too. I'll burn down some of the rainforest more and say ``Where is your evolution now? Where are your primates now? Where is your natural selection now? I, by the decree of God, select out this nigger rainforest!

Name: grey 2013-12-29 5:27

>>45
wat

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 15:12

>>45
You forgot your ''

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 11:30

what a lovely thread

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 13:39

>>47
No, he didn't. Everything from the ```' in >>43 to the `''' in >>47 is his masterfully designe quote. You have fallen completely into his trap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 15:47

>>49
H-how?!?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 15:35

Ask her out and see if she says yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 18:46

OP here, sorry you guys wasted your time on my thread. I just realized there is no way she could like me. How could a beautiful girl like her like an awkward mental midget programmer who cant even make her iphone apps?

Fuck my shit life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 19:30

>>52
Hey look at it like this, atleast you met a women, unlike me.

Name: sage 2013-12-31 19:55

>>52
People are weird. She might find you attractive for reasons you cannot begin to imagine.

mental midget programmer
You probably have more computer and computer science knowledge than 98% of people.

cant even make her iphone apps
iPhone a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 20:44

>>52
I know it's a cliche to say you should act confident, but do. It takes you a ridiculously long way to dating out of your league, which it's fair to say is nice. This helps even when already in a relationship.

Also, a programmer writes words that change reality. There's no reason not to be confident.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 21:59

>>53-55
Then it's decided. As it appears this website is full of nice people, I will do my best to appear as normal as possible and find a way to have conversations with her until I casually slip in an activity we can do together.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 0:25

>>55
Also, a programmer writes words that change reality.

I like that. I also read once on the old /prog/, a description of programming, something along the lines of ``By programming, I make others obsolete for a living''. That was funny.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 1:30

>>52
If you're interested in a girl who uses a portable tracking device made by the company of the turtleneck sweater wearing Jew, you might want to reconsider your standards.

I bet even Nikita's girlfriend is smarter than that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 7:13

>>35
Depending on the maturity of the speaker, creep is often used as a synonym for ``different''.

>>58
Nikita's girl friend is either as bright as Nikita and open minded enough to accept him, or as eccentric as he is in the same way. Maybe she also has it out for the jews. I would like to see them spam /prog/ together, or perhaps do a Q&A.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 15:35

>>59
This and Cudder coming here would make /prog/rider complete.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 20:50

So everyone has just accepted that Nikita isn't lying?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 22:15

>>61
I doubt anyone really cares either way.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 0:42

>>61
I never considered the possibility he was lying. He's always been honest.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 1:35

>>61
Nikita is a lot of things, but I doubt he's a liar. I mean, if he was going to self-aggrandize, would he describe being more or less institutionalized from age six?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 6:18

>>64

he never said that did he?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 6:38

>>65
Maybe he was exaggerating, or maybe it was more temporary, but he did describe something to that effect, and the bullies there.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 0:26

>>66

never saw that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 2:32

>>67

I'm looking for it again.

Lack of school: https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1363536861

In the mean time these sql queries yield funny results in the sqlite prog.db.

select * from posts where post like '%job%' and post like '%russia%';
select * from posts where post like '%neet%' and post like '%russia%';

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 2:45

>>68
I was interested in attention, I would be in /b/, crossdressing into sailor moon.
Goddamn, I love this guy so fucking much. And all of you as well!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 11:23

>>68

but he didnt say he was institutionalized did he?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 13:01

>>70
I was referring to the time he was sent from normal school to some kind of school for developmentally delayed children, or whatever the Russian equivalent is. I guess that isn't an institution, in that one doesn't live there, but it's close enough.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-04 0:28

>>71

I didn't see that one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-11 5:40

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