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I'm still a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 2:36

I still haven't kissed a woman
I still haven't had sex
I still haven't learned what the touch of a woman feels like

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 2:39

Good.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 3:00

I wish I could go to an office with my boss and not have to look stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 3:02

I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 13:16

I'm the one who can't have sex.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 14:23

You are a fat cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 14:23

>>6
I don't know why you think this.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 14:23

I live in a bubble of so-called "safe" porn, and in fact, porn that I don't watch because I don't watch porn.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 14:23

>>8
Is that what you call "safe"?

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 14:24

>>9
Yeah I'm pretty sure I just said "safe".

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 17:44

The meaning of life is to live, to have a future and to live happily.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 18:23

The universe is expanding at an accelerating rate due to the interaction of matter with energy in the universe. We are creating energy for the first time in history. We will expand universe at an accelerating rate, allowing the universe to fill the universe with more energy and expanding the universe at the same time. This will cause an acceleration of the expansion of the universe. The acceleration will cause the earth to be hit the hardest. The earth will be hit by the expansion of the universe when the universe explodes in a cataclysmic event called a cosmic horror.

And you're worried about being a virgin?

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 18:24

Also The world is not flat.
You can't have a world that is flat. The sun is not flat. It's round, so it's not flat.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 18:25

>>12
>>13
Now I'm starting to understand why most people see the moon as flat.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 18:25

>>14
Just for the hell of it, do you know what your shit tastes like?

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 18:44

Remind me when you're ready for a better life.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 18:57

baka gaijin

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 18:57

>>17
I thought "baka" was some sort of hiragana spell.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:02

>>17
I can't wait until you're in your room, sobbing and crying.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:03

>>19
I'll be right back.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:03

>>20
I just want to watch you cry.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:04

>mfw I cry when I have to go to school
>mfw when I realize I will never be a magical girl

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:07

I am now crying.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:28

So I've been going to the gym for about 2 weeks now and I realize I should've gone to the gym when I was younger.
I should've gone to college when I was younger too.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:28

There was a time in my life when I wanted to be a famous musician, but I had no idea what.
Now I just wanted to be a normal human.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:28

At the end of the day, I'm still a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:29

>>26
Don't worry, Homura is watching over you!

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:29

>>27
thanks homura-chan...

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-17 19:47

Sitting in my office, staring at my computer screen, I can't help but think about all the things I could have done with a lot less time and effort.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-18 18:11

I'll miss the times I got to spend time with my best friends.

Name: Anonymous 2019-12-18 23:33

>>30
I'm glad I have a friend who enjoys the same things that I do.

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