There is something so spiritual about channel surfering.

The long forgotten act of just sitting on your couch or your bed, remote in hand, flipping through different television channels searching for something to hook your interest is unmatched. Usually there will never be anything good on TV. This has long since been replaced with the often chaotic scrolling through endless content options on a streaming platform. Yet this cannot even come close to the pure essence of sheer nothingness that comes from surfing cable TV channels.

If you still have cable TV or a digital equivalent (e.g. YouTube TV, Hulu Live TV, or Sling TV), I recommend taking a day to yourself to just surf through the channels even if there isn't anything interesting to watch. It'll be like a trip back through time to the late 20th century. You'd be like Beavis and Butt-head.

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You can always tell a Muslim by how he fucks a camel. I think there was supposed to be a punchline there, but you get it.