Tomboys are the ultimate straight mans choice

A regular girl has tits and pussy but comes loaded with gay shit such as make up, desire for shopping clothes and useless shit like watching boring shitty TV shows.
A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests.
A tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough /fit/ness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality.

A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you fucking a dude, you are also putting up with the faggotry of a female.

That sounds appealing, but my sugar mama wouldn't approve.

I think you mean trans girls. I mean, c’mon, it’s a woman with a penis. You don’t have to deal with a nasty male figure on the other side of the dick.

you make a convincing argument

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