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How do you beet the Military Draft?

Name: Anonymous 2022-02-21 19:47

at least in the US?

Name: Anonymous 2022-02-21 20:30

I thought this was voluntary in the US of A? Dont all the dumb kids who cant get scholar ships go to get shot to death in iraq because they get some money to imagine they could go to college, if they wouldnt die in war?

Name: Anonymous 2022-02-21 20:32

Oh, and to answer your question: I heard guys from other countries just say they are drug abusers, or even take smoke a jimmy before the physical exam. They dont want those people in the military that should solve your problem.
Alternatively drink huge amounts of coffe beforehand, so your heart will explode when you have to do some exercise to check your condition.

Name: Anonymous 2022-02-26 18:18

How do you beet Russia?

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-01 7:32

>>4
You will send vodka bottles to the invading soldiers homes, and they will desert to pick up them.

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-01 12:36

beet water my friend

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-07 9:46

close the army windows

Name: Anonymous 2022-03-09 2:40

Put a bullet in the heads of the MP's who come to drag you off.
And hope Russia nukes the women's rights believers into dust.

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