make myself schizophrenic

How do I make myself schizophrenic like the typical lounge poster?

>>1
Why you ask yourself such questions?

>>2
I want to be like you

>>3
Well, for starts schizophrenia is not what the medical industry claims it. Its a category of spiritual diseases.
Like imegine losing spiritual defenses, leaking aura and getting astral parasites attached to head chakras.
These people are possessed by various spirits that eat away
the brain on etheric level, their reality is half-hallucinated by astral parasites attached to brain centers, they can artificially create emotion and pain(especially migraine) if the host isn't cooperating.
These people are slowly losing sanity and link with physical reality as their astral/etheric bodies are eaten away by literally demonic entities. You don't want this.

>>4
what do the demonic entities want?

>>5
Energy. Humans produce enormous amounts of astral/etheric/spiritual energies of various frequencies.
Like a cluster of mini-Suns radiating outwards into the higher dimensions(Higher does not mean "better").

Install minecraft, it made me autistic within 3 months. My gf left me too.

>>1
if you pretend to know about the cia the schizophrenics will come after you

if you pretend to not know they get more schizophrenic

it's always pretend though

that's why they're schizophrenic