My wife is such strong empowered woman

Yesterday I was playing Zelda on my Nintendo Switch with my friends. I was playing an epic match when my wife arrived and told me "Anon, this is Tyrone. He needs a place to stay tonight", I replied that he's welcome to stay in our home. After all, I am a privileged cis white man and it is an honor to have an African American like Tyrone in our apartment. I continued playing Zelda and Mario for one hour when I heard my wife start moaning "Yes, Tyrone! Harder!", I didn't care because I got hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get some soy to feed myself. When I got back to the living room I saw my wife having sex with Tyrone on the couch. I felt a little annoyed since I was using the couch to play my Nintendo Switch, but I didn't reproach them because that would be a misogynist attitude, so I continued playing Zelda with my friends on the living room floor while my wife enjoyed Tyrone's BBC. My wife is such strong empowered woman.

strong shitpost.
how's your quarantine anon?

>>2
Its weak, uninspired and bland like the redditor that made it.
No mention of cucksheds, soylent flavors and porn subscriptions, the Zelda game is not specified(there are 2).

THE WORDS OF POWER AND THEIR BEARERS

THE GLORY MOTTOM
THE TOWER MAMMON
THE FLAME INCUBUS
THE DIAMOND SOLOMON
THE BLADE JAGGANOTH
THE MIND JADIS
THE BEAST GOG AGOG

My wife nerds viagra hello sir thank you I am India man

THE NINE POWERS

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WORD BEARER SIN VIRTUE |
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GLORY MOTHER OM GULA PRUDENTIA |
TOWER MAMMON AVARITIA JUSTITIA |
FLAME INCUBUS LUXURIA FORTITUDO |
DIAMOND SOLOMON SUPERBIA TEMPERANTIA |
BLADE JAGGANOTH IRA CHARITAS |
MIND JADIS ACEDIA FIDES |
BEAST GOG AGOG INVIDIA SPES |
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STATUS HOLDER SIN VIRTUE |
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UNBOUND HIMSELF MENDACIUM PATIENTIA |
TRUE ROYALTY ZOSS INCONSTANTIA PIETAS |
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>>6
LOL I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE IN MY CALCULATIONS
BASICALLY BLADE IS LIBRA NOT LEO
BEAST IS VIRGO NOT LIBRA
MIND IS LEO NOT VIRGO
TOWER IS ARIES NOT TAURUS
GLORY IS TAURUS NOT ARIES
BASICALLY VENUS IS STRONK AS FUARK (BLADE AND GLORY) WHILE MARTES IS (TOWER AND UNBOUND(MIND AT LARGE)) A VERY DIFFERENT STRATEGY, LIKE A STRATEGIST REALLY, NOT A NOOB
NO WONDER IN AGRIPPA MARTES GETS THE HEAD (VENUS GETS THE RIGHT HAND)
LMAO MY WORLD VIEW HAS CHANGED
I WONDER WHAT ELSE I CAN GET TO KNOW