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Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 4:45

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-11 9:45

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-11 10:11

The vaccine is perfectly safe, we have studies to back this up;
https://mobile.twitter.com/Pen_stop/status/1380468256759234562?s=20

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-12 6:40

>>441 Based evolutionary incubators pushing for potent african strain:
https://www.foxnews.com/health/israel-covid-19-study-south-africa-variant-pfizer-vaccine.amp

A new study from Israel indicates the South Africa variant of the coronavirus can "break through" the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine to some degree.

A team from Tel Aviv University and Clalit Health Services found that the prevalence of the South Africa variant among patients who received both doses of the vaccine was around eight times higher than those unvaccinated – 5.4% versus 0.7%.

The study compared over 400 people who received at least one shot of the vaccine and contracted the coronavirus with the same number who were infected and unvaccinated.

CHINESE COVID-19 VACCINE EFFECTIVENESS 'NOT HIGH,' GOVERNMENT EXPLORING OPTIONS: OFFICIALS

"We found a disproportionately higher rate of the South African variant among people vaccinated with a second dose, compared to the unvaccinated group," said Tel Aviv University’s Adi Stern. "This means that the South African variant is able, to some extent, to break through the vaccine’s protection."

The study, published Saturday, still requires peer review to verify the results, according to Reuters.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-12 13:25

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-12 17:50

mask nanobots? its probably also made in china.
https://robotics.sciencemag.org/content/6/52/eaaz9519

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-12 18:33

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-12 22:51

Scientific studies say Yoga and Pranayama are the best healthy practices. Westerners now concur that Yoga is a panacea for all physical and mental illness. And Pranayama works best in combating stress, anxiety and depression.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-13 11:52

>>439 getting there:
U.S. Calls for Pause on Johnson & Johnson Vaccine After Clotting Cases
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/13/us/politics/johnson-johnson-vaccine-blood-clots-fda-cdc.html

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-13 13:44

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-14 4:07

How's everyone else doing, now that we are into year two of "fifteen days to flatten the curve?"

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-15 9:41

the propaganda isn't working, they're recruiting celebs again to fake vaccine shots for TV watching NPCs.
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/04/13/politics/biden-obama-tv-special/index.html

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-15 9:52

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-15 12:59

Whats their endgame?
1.Global depopulation "Poisoned vaccine": this scenario is most
primitive idea, that will be easily debunked since different countries use their own vaccines with local control.
I.e. it won't be global, won't affect refusers and people who they want to target the most.
1a.Third-worlders won't be affected much.
This is usually a brainlet take that specific vaccine will
just kill you(it requires every country to poison their vaccine to work). Obviously the idea is there(Georgia Guidestones) but execution has to be more sophisticated, as pointed below:

2.Western world sterilization "Children of Men":
A more sophisticated attack that seems plausible at first glance, remove the 'problematic' 100+IQ people who might revolt&oppose NWO in large numbers,
but this entails the hegemony of China/Russia who
prioritize their own vaccine.
Either the NWO is selling out world domination to
China/Russia in some diabolical plot or they'll nuke them once they're done with formalities of western civilization(or whatever remains), just to remove competition.
2a.Third world largely unaffected, but will be colonized or controlled by drones/robots/etc since they don't have effective tech/military to resist NWO.

3.The vaccine and the virus work in tandem "Deus Ex Gray Death":
This is most nasty variant, the vaccine pushes for (c.f. Marek's Disease) evolutionary pressure for the virus to evolve more lethality
and more effective spread, since vaccine filters
99% of weaker virus, leaving 1% cute and valid.
Cons: it will take a few years to evolve, with
unpredictable mutations.
Endgame here is vaccines become mandatory to live since unvaccinated will face progressively stronger versions of Corona requiring updated vaccines, like a devil's bargain.
This a true "global variant" that doesn't require any cooperation, vaccine control become key to life and death.

4.The vaccine is essentially a nano-weapon to control people " The Real Deal NPC":
Charles Lieber "virus-like bots", worms in masks and swabs. A technologically plausible idea that there are multiple vectors to deliver something into your brain or nervous system. That something would be electronically controlled nanobots that rewire your brain/NS to respond to commands from wireless transmissions.
The side effect of the vaccine is some immunity or protection vs the virus, but the NWO is interested in keeping the virus alive to maintain the threat for which they can deliver their vaccines/swabs/masks infected with nanobots.
This is also a global variant, but since China
controls the manufacturing of the nanobots in swabs/masks it will fail due technical reasons or
will get noticed too fast for it to be effective: nanobots will be fried by EMP or some strong magnets. Unless its some next-level tech,
its would require micromanagement of millions via easily traced radio/wifi signals.


5.The prion bioweapon "Mad Cow disease 2.0":
The vaccine is a slow-kill depopulation weapon using prions or prion tech to slowly incapicate the population and infect the unvaccinated via contact with body fluids: the scenario doesn't require complete vaccination of all. The NWO probably has some sort of antidote to prions, which they'll distribute as 'elite vaccine'(keeping critical people alive), as the masses slowly degenerate from a Mad Cow disease wrecking their brains.
This a more risky version of nanobots:
however since prions are very slow to act, the antidote administration can wait years.
This is a very boring version until the prions reach the brains of least 4% of population, which will take years: essentially the entire vaxx campaign by that point would be forgotten and give NWO plausible deniability("its the new virus/you're eaten animal products in past 20 years?").

6.Fake virus and real virus in vaccine "Global Circus":
The coronavirus disease is actually caused by
some artificial means and vaccines are one of the
ways to deliver the "real virus".
Popular in conspiracy sites, this version has some weak points and generally doesn't mesh with the initial outbreak in China(unless its completely fake) and Italy(a more interesting case with less censorship) very well, but can't be excluded due clown world reality(however requirements of this circus look huge, fake stats and psyops on scale of WW2).
The endgame is spreading the "virus" somehow to every part of the world via vaccine/aerosols/drugs/infected masks or whatever they do.
The endgame is open-ended: they're not going to catch everyone with the virus(remote tribes, rural population), but the resistance will be crushed with NWO technology piece by piece.

7. Provoking a NWO/UN takeover by targeting
vaccine resisting population "Red Flag":
its an exotic version tied with gun control and civil rights,
with the premise of 'controlled civil war' to be applied in every western country to root out vaccine resisters. Endgame is likely something like Chinese "social credit" and "vaccine passports" from Israel creating a totalitarian NWO regime from 'virus emergency powers'(likely combined with #3/#6 to keep virus alive).

8.The "Big Bluff": the virus is real, the vaccine is real, the NWO is intentionally doing dumb clown world stuff to discredit the vaccine/mask/swab tech to make conspiracists vulnerable to virus,
instead openly working to protect the 'NPCs' supporting the regime.
Basically an educated leftist position about the validity of any
conspiracy as "too many people can't be all silent/it makes more sense to protect the people trusting you" so the reality for them is that vaccines are the real cure and government works for them:
the elite never consider direct depopulation instead opting for LGBT/Feminism to reduce growth(as well as plenty of endocrine chemicals in everything to make everyone docile).

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-15 17:53

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 1:44

Pfizer CEO

Yeah, he sure would like more $$$...

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 5:45

China’s success at controlling the coronavirus outbreak has resulted in a population that has seemed almost reluctant to get vaccinated. So it is accelerating its inoculation campaign by offering incentives — free eggs, store coupons and discounts on groceries and merchandise — to those getting a shot.
https://apnews.com/article/coronavirus-pandemic-wuhan-china-coronavirus-vaccine-taiwan-e19e43d1dec94d98550172816924af94

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 18:57

>>453
That was schizo quality!

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 22:35

>>457
Hitler was completely right about putting schizos to death.
Schizos spread disinformation, lower signal-to-noise ration, waste resources and are just annoying. Any reason they should be allowed to live?

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 23:48

>>458
They are funny sometimes. Maybe we should kill the majority of them but leave a minority and force them to work in circuses or something

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 5:22

>>457 you call that schizo, yet i didn't tell you about anything that isn't circulating on conspiracy sites like that i'm inclined to believe the reptilians in meat suits
cook up the vaccines to corrupt your soul and destroy your crown chakra specifically so the
upcoming demon invasion will go smoothly, as most of world population has been
reduced to soulless NPCs worshipping false gods in flying saucers.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 7:48

These ridicolous conspiratards are getting out of hand, taking over Guardian it seems
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/16/ontario-coronavirus-police-powers-covid-canada

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 7:53

>>461 COVID-1984 is such a ridiculous conspiracy with their vaccine checkpoints and police states, it wouldn't happen in real life:

Police in Ontario will now have the power to stop drivers or pedestrians and ask for their address and reason for being out. Residents could face fines of up to $C750 (US$600) for refusing to comply. Checkpoints will be established on provincial borders with Manitoba and Quebec to stop non-essential travel – but not on the frontier with the US.

The measures prompted an immediate and furious backlash.

“Blanket powers for police to stop vehicles like this bends our constitutional freedoms too far, and will cause a rash of racial profiling,” Michael Bryant of the Canadian Civil Liberties Association said in a statement.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 12:34

another shizo conspiracy theory:
They will microchip you at checkpoints with >>449 allegedly to detect
COVID-1984 but in reality its a backdoor kill switch capsule that will release some fast-acting toxin if transmission command is received.
Think for a moment, have any diseases with 99% survival rate required a
microchip to be implanted to detect it? Which diseases require a microchip implants, name one?

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 15:42

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 3:51

Canada considers invoking rule by decree and suspension of civil rights
by Emergencies act(not used since 1970's):
https://globalnews.ca/news/7765882/canada-emergencies-act-the-west-block/

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 16:48

🤔 whats going in Canada ?
https://nationalpost.com/news/six-people-in-vaughan-ont-injected-with-saline-instead-of-covid-19-vaccine
Six people in Vaughan, Ont., injected with saline instead of COVID-19 vaccine
Six people at an immunization clinic in Ontario were mistakenly injected with saline solution instead of the Pfizer vaccine.

A statement from Mackenzie Health on Monday said the incident happened on March 28 at its COVID-19 vaccine clinic located at Cortellucci Vaughan Hospital north of Toronto.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 16:50

🤔 its happening in North Caroline too by pure coincidence?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/north-carolina-pharmacy-mistakenly-gives-saline-shots-instead-of-covid-19-vaccines/ar-BB1fPq06
North Carolina pharmacy mistakenly gives saline shots instead of COVID-19 vaccines
A Walgreens pharmacy in North Carolina mistakenly distributed shots of saline instead of COVID-19 vaccines to nearly two dozen customers last month.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 19:55

"Marijuana activists" giving free joints to vaccinated New Yorkers in Union Square on 4/20
https://pix11.com/news/local-news/manhattan/activists-giving-free-marijuana-joints-to-vaccinated-adults/

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 8:26

methods against vaccine resistance leaked.jpg

White men refusing COVID shot, holding firm in Tennessee
Given four different phrases that might unleash a positive motivating response, the only one that showed any promise was to appeal to a family love emotional trigger. • “For the health of your loved ones.” 36% • "So we can all get back to normal.” 18% • "It will open up the economy faster with sustainability.” 12% • "Because it's everyone's responsibility.” 12% • None of the above 62% (80% of rural conservative whites) KEY TAKEAWAYS White, conservative rural Tennesseans are the least willing to accept the vaccine and seem to have planted their heels in the sand. Lack of compelling information/data to unseat disbelief. Those unwilling basically fear the unknown and skeptical of those with an underlying agenda.

The study then discusses ways to target specific demographics in order to convince them to get the vaccination, including guilt-tripping them about their families' safety.

This may explain why they suddenly announced they were using NASCAR, Deadliest Catch and CMT (Country Music Television) public service announcements to badger White conservatives into getting it. https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/wsmv.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/15/715c73a2-9d82-11eb-b65d-5b8eb13d7505/60778a7e9e377.pdf.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 14:17

BERLIN (AP) — German lawmakers have approved a proposal by Chancellor Angela Merkel’s government to mandate uniform restrictions in areas where the coronavirus is spreading too quickly.

The legislation to apply an “emergency brake” consistently in areas with high infection rates is intended to end the patchwork of measures that has often characterized the pandemic response across highly decentralized Germany’s 16 states.
https://apnews.com/article/health-business-government-and-politics-europe-coronavirus-ce9e12ee389837fdbecb60b950001624

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 16:46

Media preps public for forced vaccinations:

https://news.yahoo.com/nation-faces-hand-hand-combat-121327766.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/21/us/politics/coronavirus-vaccine-rates.html

Nation Faces 'Hand-to-Hand Combat' to Get Reluctant Americans Vaccinated
WASHINGTON — Now that President Joe Biden has met his goal to have the coronavirus vaccine available to all adults, health officials around the country are hitting what appears to be a soft ceiling: More than half the nation’s adults have gotten at least one dose, but it is going to take hard work — and some creative changes in strategy — to convince the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-22 6:32

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-22 6:50

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 16:10

Dan Kaminsky just died after vaccination;
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26925044
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/318590686
wikipedia " Circumstances surrounding his death are presently not publicly known. " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Kaminsky

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 16:12

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 16:18

>>474 Here is his tweet about vaccination:
https://twitter.com/dakami/status/1381716799905886210
Vaxxed; 13apr -> died 24apr

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 18:15

https://in.news.yahoo.com/indias-next-big-challenge-the-triple-mutant-covid-virus-100523377.html
triple mutation variant detected in India, possibly linked to current wave.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 18:23

>>473-476
Please stop fearmongering. The vaccines are completely safe.

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 2:33

Name: Anonymous 2021-04-26 5:14

Speaking of safety:
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel's Health Ministry said on Sunday it is examining a small number of cases of heart inflammation in people who had received Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, though it has not yet drawn any conclusions.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/israel-examining-heart-inflammation-cases-in-people-who-received-pfizer-covid-shot/ar-BB1g2bUA

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