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Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 4:45

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 17:31

Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 17:54

>>161
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 2:47

https://www.livescience.com/cat-infected-covid-19-from-owner.html
This is the first case of human-to-cat transmission of the novel coronavirus.
A cat in Belgium (not shown here) has been infected with the novel coronavirus.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 2:49

A British charity has teamed up with scientists to see whether dogs could help detect COVID-19 through their keen sense of smell, they said on Friday. https://news.yahoo.com/dogs-being-trained-sniff-covid-19-charity-061318880.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 3:13

Italy : " in the past few days, people have started organizing raids of supermarkets in closed groups on social media "
https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/frciaz/italy_in_the_past_few_days_people_have_started/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 3:57

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 5:42

'We don't believe in corona, we believe in Allah': In Pak, people continue praying in mosques - The Kashmir Monitor
https://www.thekashmirmonitor.net/we-dont-believe-in-corona-we-believe-in-allah-in-pak-people-continue-praying-in-mosques/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 7:36

FOX 11 Los Angeles
@FOXLA
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#BREAKING: President Trump extending the social distancing guidelines to April 30th. Country will not be reopened by Easter, as he had hoped.
WATCH LIVE: https://bit.ly/2UetDkE

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 7:47

UK and Germany to issue "immunity certificates" based on antibody tests
https://archive.is/5Sx2Z

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 8:38

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 10:42

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 12:33

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 16:44

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 16:47

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 17:00

Wuhan COVID-19 death toll may be in tens of thousands, data on cremations and shipments of urns suggest
https://www.newsweek.com/wuhan-covid-19-death-toll-may-tens-thousands-data-cremations-shipments-urns-suggest-1494914

WHO ignored Taiwan's warnings about coronavirus in December
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3904054

Hungary to be ruled by decrees of Orban
https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/30/823778208/new-law-gives-sweeping-powers-to-hungarys-orban-alarming-rights-advocates
https://www.forbes.com/sites/frantisekmarkovic/2020/03/30/hungarys-government-seeking-unlimited-powers-in-new-coronavirus-bill/#74b68f193aa2

New Dates for Olympics confirmed
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/52091224

Johnson & Johnson to begin human testing of coronavirus vaccine by September
https://traxzee.com/johnson-johnson-to-begin-human-testing-of-coronavirus-vaccine-by-september/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2020/03/30/the-us-just-signed-a-450-million-coronavirus-vaccine-contract-with-johnson--johnson/#2c8aca4c2946

FDA says hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine can be used to treat coronavirus
https://www.newsweek.com/fda-says-hydroxychloroquine-chloroquine-can-used-treat-coronavirus-1494925


Austria to make basic face masks compulsory in supermarkets - Reuters - March 30, 2020
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-austria/austria-to-make-basic-face-masks-compulsory-in-supermarkets-idUSKBN21H16A

The U.S. military’s role in the coronavirus response is likely to grow
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/30/us-militarys-role-coronavirus-response-is-likely-grow/

Dr. Deborah Birx predicts up to 200,000 deaths 'if we do things almost perfectly'
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dr-deborah-birx-predicts-200-000-deaths-if-we-do-n1171876

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 17:35

Central Park being converted into field hospital
https://www.today.com/health/emergency-field-hospital-being-built-new-york-s-central-park-t177065?icid=canonical_related

Denmark may begin gradually opening up again after Easter
http://cphpost.dk/?p=112564

Coronavirus job losses could total 47 million, unemployment rate may hit 32 percent, Fed estimates
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna1172111?__twitter_impression=true

WHO stands by recommendation to not wear masks if you are not sick[!!!]
https://cnnphilippines.com/world/2020/3/31/WHO-stands-by-recommendation-to-not-wear-masks-if-you-are-not-sick.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/frulsi/who_stands_by_recommendation_to_not_wear_masks_if/


Italy’s death toll surpasses 10,000 as prime minister warns of rising ‘nationalist instincts’
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/30/italy-coronavirus-deaths-above-10000-conte-warns-against-anti-eu-sentiment.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/frulaz/italys_death_toll_surpasses_10000_as_prime/

WHO, IBM, Microsoft launch blockchain hub to track coronavirus
Called MiPasa, the project will collect and verify data related to the coronavirus.
MiPasa is built on the Hyperledger Fabric blockchain.
https://decrypt.co/23904/coronavirus-who-tracking-app-blockchain?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sm

Coronavirus in Romania: Doctors at newest public hospital hand in resignations over lack of protective equipment, manager turns them down
https://www.romania-insider.com/mioveni-resignations-covid-19

The number of new cases in Italy is continuing to fall.
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1244660024129044480
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fruf41/the_number_of_new_cases_in_italy_is_continuing_to/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 9:01

Sweden Plaguelord Tegnell The Great refuses to do a lock down and now forcing parents who decided to stay home to send there kids to school.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fs8q8w/sweden_refuses_to_do_a_lock_down_and_now_forcing/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 9:05

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 9:32

Coronavirus: NHS doctors 'gagged' over protective equipment shortages
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-nhs-uk-doctors-gagged-england-a9433171.html

1 in 4 NHS doctors off sick or in isolation, says leading medic
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-doctors-sick-isolation-cases-nhs-andrew-goddard-rcp-a9435411.html

Coronavirus: From a Chinese lab to eating garlic, the Covid-19 conspiracy theories Britons believe
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coroanvirus-origin-where-come-from-conspiracy-theory-chinese-lab-vodka-cocaine-garlic-a9436731.html

German city follows Austria and stipulates face masks for shoppers
https://news.trust.org/item/20200331074045-b2f78/

Empty Store Shelves Spur Brits to Grow Their Own Vegetables
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-31/empty-store-shelves-spurs-brits-to-grow-their-own-vegetables?utm_source=url_link

Russians to be fined up to $3,800 for breaking coronavirus quarantine
https://tass.com/society/1137895

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 10:51

Xinqi Su 蘇昕琪
@XinqiSu
#BREAKING China postponed college entrance exams for one month to early July. Dates for exams in Hubei and Beijing will be arranged separately.
https://twitter.com/XinqiSu/status/1244831558927814657

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 10:53

Tablighi Jamaat: Delhi Nizamuddin event sparks massive search for Covid-19 cases. Officials across India are searching for hundreds of people who attended a religious event in the capital that has set off several Covid-19 clusters.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-52104753

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 11:16

Italy flattens the curve as daily rise in coronavirus cases falls to lowest rate
https://www.newsweek.com/italy-flattens-curve-daily-rise-coronavirus-cases-falls-lowest-rate-1495086

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 15:53

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 15:58

In Chechnya, quarantine violators are beaten with plastic pipes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qndFX66cYI

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 16:35

Czech police killed a homeless man for walking without a mask:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUKLkBuLqOI

All Slavs are subhuman. Edited on 31/03/2020 16:37.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 17:42

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-test-kits-contaminated-covid-19-a4403021.html
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/uks-attempt-ramp-coronavirus-testing-hindered-key-components/

Test kits got contaminated with Corona-chan.

Luxembourg-based firm Eurofins - sent an email on Monday morning to government laboratories in the UK warning that a delivery of key components called “probes and primers” had been contaminated with coronavirus and would be delayed.

The firm admitted there had been “an issue” and insisted other private providers had suffered the same problem.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 19:26

https://nypost.com/2020/03/31/new-yorkers-baffled-over-unsettling-empire-state-building-siren-display/
To build confidence in the New Wuhan citizens, Eye of Mordor will broadcast shrilling screams to celebrate new deaths.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 19:29

Quarantine is for whites only:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiby9hgVcCg

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 19:42

>>187 Eye of Mordor didn't have such a 'musical' component was much nicer looking(without the epilepsy-inducing lightshows).
https://twitter.com/KStylePodcast/status/1244850486353653760

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 10:40

Putin Sent Russian Lung Ventilators to America
https://tass.ru/armiya-i-opk/8129995
A Russian plane with medical equipment flew to the United States. The American administration had previously reported that it was expected to arrive on April 1.

That is while Russia has total shortage even of face masks. Nice?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 11:07

Ukraine salvages soviet ventilator designs, hoping to quickly produce a cheap makeshift solution
https://www.rferl.org/a/ukraine-rescues-soviet-era-ventilator-design-from-disused-factory-to-prepare-for-coronavirus-pandemic/30520264.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 13:09

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 14:24

Doomsday preppers may have been on to something: Those who built nuclear shelters are now using them to ride out the coronavirus pandemic
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-pandemic-people-using-doomsday-bunkers-2020-3

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 15:56

US Surgeon General says "aggressive mitigation" helped Washington and California "flatten their curve"
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-pandemic-04-01-20-intl/h_5f704fde08bd5507c917762536f22789
[Possibly April Fools]

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 16:25

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-01 16:29

Cats can get the new coronavirus, but no evidence that they spread it to humans
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/04/cats-can-get-new-coronavirus-no-evidence-they-spread-it-humans

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-02 1:52

Hydroxychloroquine shills BTFO:No Evidence of Rapid Antiviral Clearance or Clinical Benefit with the Combination of Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0399077X20300858

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-02 2:12

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-02 2:23

Kentucky puts ankle monitors on coronavirus patients who break quarantine
https://globalnews.ca/news/6763001/coronavirus-house-arrest/?utm_source=GlobalNews&utm_medium=Facebook

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-02 4:10

>>195 *Jia,Henan, Illegally Occupied Continental Taiwan

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