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Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 4:45

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-24 5:46

>>120
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Name: Anonymous 2020-03-24 9:20

>>121
T
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Name: Anonymous 2020-03-25 18:19

>>122
NIG GER

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 15:18

“I don’t believe you need 40,000 or 30,000 ventilators. You know, you go into major hospitals, sometimes they’ll have two ventilators. And now all of a sudden they’re saying, ‘can we order 30,000 ventilators?’
Why do they need 20000 ventilators? They obviously don't.
Police, this Mexican is trying to steal my last 10000 ventilators.
You'll hear from me soon, that 5000 ventilators New York still owes me.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 16:59

Why American government intervenes into medicine? Are US of A is China now? Let businesses handle it themselves - they will produce enough ventilators as soon as government monopolies stop regulating ventilator production and creating artificial scarcity.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 17:02

Also, the sole problem viruses spread fast like a forest fire is because of people having no personal space, using public transport, living in commie blocks and working in overcrowded noisy open space offices, instead of remotely or in personal rooms. I.e. viruses spread because of single point of failure - because of communism/nazism/socialism - whatever you call this evil monster.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 17:59

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 18:42

Trump is still haggling over the ventilator price like a New York businessman. >>124
https://www.theroot.com/the-trump-administration-just-canceled-an-order-for-80-1842526968

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 18:50

hey i remember many years ago bill gates was talking of the danger of diseases in the future, and he thought that the risks were high

maybe this was what he was talking about!

all these smart people really do impress me with their predictive powers, I have no idea how they do it

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 19:06

https://www.thailandmedical.news/articles/news
That site documents all the latest research in easily digestible articles with minimal biological background required. Most of material on /cvg/ threads is random news and months old research.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-27 20:05

Key articles >>130:
Four binding modes:
https://archive.vn/UZGCU
Mutated strains:
https://archive.ph/JpaTP
TCM used to treat it:
https://archive.ph/0rLq4
(also their article on Licorice root)
https://archive.vn/Qpem9
Why goggles are needed:
https://archive.vn/Zuso2
Kidneys, Liver, Pancreas effects of Sars-Cov-2:
https://archive.ph/GQ10b
Hypokalemia in almost all patients:
https://archive.ph/yk8Ct
Death post-recovery:
https://archive.ph/UjAsG/
Effects on GI tract and fecal transmission:
https://archive.ph/6CQda
Effects on nervous system:
https://archive.ph/xd7yK
Reinfection data from multiple provinces in China:
https://archive.ph/TcIRM
Risk factors for diseases and Sars-Cov-2:
https://archive.ph/GPgw5
https://archive.ph/TcIRM

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 5:05

Breaking|Mar 27, 2020,04:32pm EDT
President Trump Invokes The Defense Production Act, Orders General Motors To Make Ventilators
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattperez/2020/03/27/president-trump-invokes-the-defense-production-act-orders-general-motors-to-make-ventilators/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 5:11

Based on data from several quarantine facilities in the city, which house patients for further observation after their discharge from hospitals, about 5%-10% of patients pronounced "recovered" have tested positive again.
https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/03/27/822407626/mystery-in-wuhan-recovered-coronavirus-patients-test-negative-then-positive

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 6:28

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-26/the-second-virus-shockwave-is-hitting-china-s-factories-already
Chinese economy likely to contract for first time since 1976 due decline of international trade. Government is now subsidizing factories to retain workers.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 6:58

https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-03-27/rhode-island-police-to-hunt-down-new-yorkers-seeking-refuge
Rhode Island police began stopping cars with New York plates Friday. On Saturday, the National Guard will help them conduct house-to-house searches to find people who traveled from New York and demand 14 days of self-quarantine.

“Right now we have a pinpointed risk,” Governor Gina Raimondo said. “That risk is called New York City.”

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 7:03

Fox5NY
@fox5ny
·
Mar 26
#BREAKING Texas governor orders anyone arriving on a plane from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut to enter a mandatory 14-day self-quarantine.
https://twitter.com/fox5ny/status/1243258230194798593

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 11:36

so fucking what
quoting twitter and reddit on /lounge/
from 5 am to 8 pm, everyday
is not the ideal response to this

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 12:20

>>137 There is no ideal response.
There is no point for searching this site for ideal responses.
There will not be one. Enjoy the ride.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 13:32

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 13:35

>>139 The virus is also confirmed to invade neurons, so it might explain aggressive behavior(dis-inhibition) and muscle shaking videos.
Also, it might be a good idea to follow China and introduce mandatory cremation. Just in case the patient won't stay dead.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 14:28

>>138
Forget ideal, how about not shit. If I wanted to read twitter, I'd go on twitter.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 14:34

>>141
How can you "read twitter"? its not a forum where you just browse topics.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 14:47

Sweden: "Is not time for it yet, but we cannot rule out quarantining Stockholm." says prime minister Löfven
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fqj4ok/sweden_is_not_time_for_it_yet_but_we_cannot_rule/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 15:17

>>141 I read radio.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 23:48

anyone using 3d printing for printing masks?
any news on that?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 0:17

>>145
Niggers

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 0:54

>>146
you can't say that word!

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 3:19

>>146
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 4:48

Chinese markets are still selling bats and slaughtering rabbits on blood-soaked floors as Beijing celebrates 'victory' over the coronavirus
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163761/Chinese-markets-selling-bats.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 4:52

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 5:32

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 7:57

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-51rP9drwU
Indian migrant workers flee cities after lockdown(jobs don't exist), government organizes emergency foods distribution.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 8:21

"U.S. military command teams in charge of protecting homeland security are being isolated in the infamous Cheyenne mountain bunker where they will remain 'sealed off' until the coronavirus pandemic passes" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8162937/Coronavirus-drives-army-command-teams-infamous-Cheyenne-mountain-bunker.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 8:58

The country had ordered around 1.3 billion so-called FFP2 masks from China. According to a news report, the health ministry has recalled 600,000 masks which were distributed to the hospitals.

The masks have been rejected by TNO (Netherlands Organisation for Applied Scientific Research) because they do not meet the safety requirements.

The masks are already distributed among the hospitals. "The mouth masks that are not satisfactory are being retrieved," the Ministry of Health told the NOS.

"We have no overview of whether defective mouth masks have also been used in hospitals."
https://www.newsheads.in/world/news/covid-19-netherlands-retracts-600000-defective-chinese-masks-from-hospitals-article-60974

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 10:11

Coronavirus: Italy becoming impatient with lockdown - and social unrest is brewing
Videos have emerged of desperate people in Italy begging for help because they have run out of money and food.
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/fqx4vx/coronavirus_italy_becoming_impatient_with/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 12:18

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 14:26

Archive of news articles on Bat Soup Fever
https://www.covid19-archive.com

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 14:34

Armed vigilantes in Maine chop down tree, block driveway to force neighbor to self-quarantine amid coronavirus pandemic [March 29, 2020]
https://www.foxnews.com/us/maine-coronavirus-armed-vigilantes-chop-down-tree-block-driveway-force-neighbor-quarantine
Remember the photos of Chinese villages makeshift blockades and quarantine signs? T

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 14:35

FDA inexplicably limits Battelle’s surgical mask sterilization technology - capable of 160,000 per day - to 10,000 per day. FDA also barring Battelle from sending technology to other cities in need.
https://www.wkyc.com/mobile/article/news/health/coronavirus/fda-battelle-surgical-mask-sterilization-coronavirus-ohio-mike-dewine/95-9d271745-1716-4b0e-b908-3dc110f973e3

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-29 17:15

https://www.thedailybeast.com/california-gov-gavin-newsom-coronavirus-ventilators-sent-by-feds-didnt-work
California Gov. Gavin Newsom says 170 ventilators shipped to Los Angeles by the federal government to deal with the coronavirus crisis were “not working.” The Los Angeles Times reports that the life-saving machines from the national stockpile are now being fixed by a Silicon Valley company Newsom visited on Saturday.

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