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How do you beet the coronavirus?

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-02 19:55

Discuss

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-02 21:54

Jump on it

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-03 3:11

I like my beets pickled.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-03 6:13

Garlic and onions in insane amounts.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-02-03 8:49

Be roundeye

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-03 11:26

>>5
That only reduces chances of initial infection.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-03 15:25

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-05 11:22

You kick then punch punch punch. Like Jackie Chan!

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-05 14:30

If chinese is so good fighter then why corona? Jackie Chan FAKE! Chinese small arms no power white strong like vinking

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-10 6:18

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-10 9:42

the virus is vuln to heat and stays in throat so warm water every morning to drink

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-10 11:20

>>11
Why not simply drink tea?

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-10 13:11

>>12
Because coffee is better.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-10 19:08

Only the most disgusting kuffaar drink coffee.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-10 22:59

>>14
Are you serious? The drinking of qahwah originated with the scholars of Tasawwuf in Yemen.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-10 23:28

>>15
the scholars of Tasawwuf
heretics

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 2:58

It's not the virus you should fear.

It's the sterilizing vaccine and digital certificate lasered into your arm.

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-11 3:21

>>12
any|either

personally i have warm water in a thermal bottle in my bedroom's desk for easy access

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-12 5:11

>>1
Lemon seeds and cinnamon powder

Name: Anonymous 2020-04-24 11:03

Play this for 24 and coronavirus will surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhHngLx494

Name: SATANISM FOR THE MASSES 2020-04-24 21:57

I'm reading LE GRIMOIRE DES PLANTES

For now I know camomille is good for nerves and digestion, and wheat is good for blood purification (i.e. detox, one of my main problems)

Cherry might also be good for blood in some other ways

Camomille might cure tinnitus, and be generally antiinflammatory

But I still haven't read anything specifically about lung inflammation because I'm taking my time

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-04-25 4:52

Turns out smoking tobacco stops you from catching it (new research from France).

Haha, get rekt non smokers

Name: Anonymous 2022-04-25 1:45

Vaccines

Name: Anonymous 2022-04-25 10:26

>>22
Fucking up your lungs so you don't fuck up your lungs is incredibly stupid

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2022-04-29 11:20

>>24
I was already a smoker you fucking anal insurance salesman. I'm not smoking to beat covid, I'm smoking because it makes me look cool. Beating covid is just an added bonus.

Name: Anonymous 2022-04-29 13:18

>>25
Go suck on some fags, bet it makes you look cool.

Name: Anonymous 2022-04-29 15:24

>>25
Go suck off* some fags, bet it makes you look cool.

Name: Anonymous 2022-04-30 0:11

You can beat your friend's and you can beat your meat. But you cant beat your friend's meat.

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-02 7:22

>>25
anal insurance salesman.
Good joke that nobody will get

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-02 8:47

>>25 <- nobody gets this
not even >>29

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-02 10:19

>>30
I get it because of my specific personal circumstances (retarded autistic NEET oldpoaster)

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-02 12:02

>>29
The joke is that the salesman, aside from having an anus, IS an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-02 12:57

>>32
As evidenced by the timeless line, the salesman himself (Sebastian) states that he is no anus.

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-02 14:45

The poast above mine is heinously anus.

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-03 20:51

Indeed it is. That poster didn't even GET the dub he instead spewed some factual babble that echoed through the text board like screeching bats.

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-06 0:47

>>28
good joke that nobody will get

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-08 23:48

>>36
i didn't get this post

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-09 2:20

>>37
i didn't get this post

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-09 4:47

>>38
i didn't get this post

Name: Anonymous 2022-05-09 8:53

>>28-39
are you all retarded? why keep posting man?

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