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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 7:05

Bloomberg
@business
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38m
BREAKING: Japan to quarantine all people arriving from South Korea and China for two weeks because of coronavirus outbreak, the Yomiuri newspaper reports https://trib.al/GsZb7Tl

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 7:18

South Korea to evenly supply face masks to public, ban mask exports: prime minister (m-en.yna.co.kr)
https://m-en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20200305002300315?section=national/politics

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 7:33

amitabha amitabha
Flag of India
@amitabhafirst
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#Breaking BEIJING/ZURICH : China has approved the use of Swiss drugmaker Roche's anti-inflammation drug Actemra for patients who develop severe complications to combat #Coronavirus update: Decade-old medicine emerges as hope for COVID-19 victims
https://twitter.com/amitabhafirst/status/1235466176630677505

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 7:50

Total 350 Fields Hospitals deployed:

Italy deploys emergency field hospitals to fight virus
Cuzzoli's field hospital went up just as the Italian health crisis was unfolding on February 22.
The government has set up almost 350 of them to date.

https://news.yahoo.com/italy-deploys-emergency-field-hospitals-fight-virus-205745872.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 8:08

Those "HIV conspiracy theorists" believing "Retracted and Debunked HIV fragments in Coronavirus papers" are now being proved right.
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.18.20024364v1

>T cell counts are reduced significantly in COVID-19 patients, and the surviving T cells appear functionally exhausted. Non-ICU patients, with total T cells, CD8+T cells CD4+T cells counts lower than 800/μL, 300/μL, and 400/μL, respectively, may still require aggressive intervention even in the immediate absence of more severe symptoms due to a high risk for further deterioration in condition.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 8:23

Iran begins adjusting death count to real figures:


#Breaking: In a surprising announcement, Iranian Media says that the #CoronaVirus death toll has reached over 483 people. This is quadruple of what they announced two days ago.
https://twitter.com/HaNaDailyNews/status/1235479212535865344

Arab News
@arabnews
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42m
#BREAKING: #Iran death toll from #coronavirus rises to 483: media http://arab.news/c7ey6

𝚂𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈
@sallyeal
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10h
#BreakingNews

#Iran media:
The number of deaths due to #coronavirus in Iran reached 483.

#CDC= Cant Detect Corona
Microbe
@Chronolxgical
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11h
If im reading this correctly looks like death toll in Iran is (483) now..? #coronavirus
#COVID19


Nahayat Tizhoosh
@NahayatT
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10h
@IranIntl
reporting:

"COVID-19 #coronavirus death toll reportedly rises to 483 in Iran, up from around 290"

CatastropheNet
@CatastropheNet
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11h
Iran Reports a Massive Jump in #Coronavirus Deaths from 92 to 483 #COVID19 #COVID #Pandemic #Prepper #Prepping #PrepperTalk #SHTF

Name: Clown World PSA 2020-03-05 8:29

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 8:54

Prepare for Corona-chan multi-state cluster transmissions. The Clowns in charge won't cancel it.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/LAMarathon?src=hash&f=live

the LA marathon is happening on Sunday
They are NOT canceling it
25,000 people from 50 states and 35 countries shoulder to shoulder for 4-5 hours sweating, spitting, getting cups of water from thousands of unscreened volunteers.

THE VIRGIN QUARANTINE vs Chad Giga-Spreader Marathon Runner
Travels everywhere, asymptomatic due Chad Immune System keeping corona at bay
Ignores quarantines and won't stay at one place
Runs marathons, skis in the Alps, fucks all local women
Picks the busiest restaurants for epic Chad meals
Corona clusters follow his trails
News report on "Newly infected with unknown source, no foreign travel history" as virgin biologists can't trace Chad.
Spits anywhere he wants
Never wears masks, claims its a nothingburger flu
Clogs local sewage with enough fecal matter to infect entire city at once
Wins the marathon with developing pneumonia, shrugs it off
Will be written about in history books and medical journals long after he dies

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 9:53

South Korea confirmed 760 new cases and five more deaths on Thursday, taking total infections to 6,088, with a death toll of 37. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-latest-factbox/factbox-latest-on-the-spread-of-coronavirus-around-the-world-idUSKBN20R339

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 10:38

Exponential growth in nothingburger all over europe
https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1235383078874472449

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 12:03

I've calculated fatality rate based on deaths/(deaths+recovered)
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries (Note how Iran pegged official deaths to Italy).

Country | Fatality rate %
China(official) | 5.45
S.Korea | 29.03
Iran(official) | 12.64
Iran(Unoff. 483d)| 39.52
Italy | 27.93
Countries below don't have enough deaths for rate, but for comparison they're included
Diamond Princess | 2.75
Germany | N/A(no deaths)
Japan | 12.24
France | 25
Spain | 60

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 12:08

>>771
deaths/(deaths+recovered
Deliberate ignorance or just boomerbrain retardation?

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 12:32

Delhi schools closed: All primary schools shut till 31st March as coronavirus spreads
https://m.economictimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/coronavirus-in-india-all-primary-schools-in-delhi-to-be-shut-till-march-31/articleshow/74493367.cms

New Delhi, India. Biggest fashion week called off in Delhi. This is the first such event in India to be cancelled due to fear of Corona virus.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9WYzpiA0pF/

30th confirmed case in India, patient has travel history with Iran
https://www.livemint.com/news/india/coronavirus-update-new-case-reported-from-ghaziabad-india-now-has-30-patients-11583401881606.html

China quietly encourages conspiracy theories to shift blame away from Wuhan.
http://en.people.cn/n3/2020/0223/c90000-9661026.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 12:41

>>772 I'll post daily updates on this, Chang.
Revised influenza law to allow Japan PM to declare state of emergency over coronavirus
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20200305/p2a/00m/0fp/011000c
South Korea added to Australia's coronavirus travel ban list, restrictions for travellers from Italy
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/coronavirus-travel-ban-korea-italy-china-iran/12027348
Chinese doctors say coronavirus ‘like a combination of SARS and AIDS’, can cause irreversible lung damage
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/chinese-doctors-say-coronavirus-like-a-combination-of-sars-and-aids-can-cause-irreversible-lung-damage/news-story/f58f19c5eeae99b845c54e2d2b9305ca

As CDC Says 'Do Not Go to Work,' Trump Says Thousands With Coronavirus Could Go to Work and Get Better
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/03/05/cdc-says-do-not-go-work-trump-says-thousands-coronavirus-could-go-work-and-get
Coronavirus: ‘recovered’ patient dies as China reports discharged cases falling ill again
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases
[Germany] at least 270 cases in North Rhine-Westphalia alone
https://www.waz.de/politik/coronavirus-nrwnewsblog-neue-faelle-zahl-der-erkrankten-steigt-stetig-id228548431.html
Brazil: Girl who tested positive in first test gets the diagnosis confirmed in second test but won't be counted as a confirmed case in Brazil because she has no symptoms
https://twitter.com/minsaude/status/1235536518061662209
China MFA tries to deny coronavirus origated on China
https://twitter.com/mfa_china/status/1235160704677642240

Slovenia confirmed case suspected to have been infected in Morocco
https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2020/03/295331/slovenia-coronavirus-carrier-likely-brought-infection-from-morocco/
First Texas case of Covid-19 outside of San Antonio quarentine confirmed in Houston area
https://dshs.texas.gov/news/releases/2020/20200304.aspx
South Africa reports first case of coronavirus
https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1235538896110395392?s=21 Edited on 05/03/2020 12:52.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 13:08

Lots of weird conspiracies are pushed in China but this one takes the cake:
Note : Mars has no edible bats.
https://twitter.com/LTBLNews/status/1233143165185474560

Far more interesting conspiracy is Coronavirus is from US, conveniently supported by CCP.
https://twitter.com/Wintericecccc/status/1233197105184829440
https://twitter.com/onlyyoontv/status/1232877747627708416?s=21
Note, some of these people think its "Just American Flu, bro"(somehow endemic in US)
http://en.people.cn/n3/2020/0223/c90000-9661026.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 13:35

Everyone waiting for Italy case count updates:
Italy:
@disclosetv
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32 min
BREAKING - Italy's Civil Protection activates CROSS (Remote Health Rescue Operations Centre) amid the #COVID19 outbreak. It's a system to coordinate a country-wide health emergency.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1235548116889239553

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 14:23

Don'tSnackOnMe.jpg

A seafood market at the heart of the coronavirus outbreak has been demolished two months after it was closed down, according to journalist Jennfer Zeng.

#Wuhan Huanan Seafood Market was claimed to be the origin of #COVID2019 #Coronavirus #CoronavirusOutbreak, although we may never be able to find out, as the market was closed and everything cleaned up on Jan 1. It was said that this market is now going to be demolished.

https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1235196917468073986

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/wuhan-seafood-market-ground-zero-coronavirus-outbreak-demolished

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 14:45

CCP started censoring "p4 virus lab" in 31 Dec 2019

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_2019%E2%80%9320_coronavirus_outbreak_in_December_2019_%E2%80%93_January_2020#1_December_2019

https://citizenlab.ca/2020/03/censored-contagion-how-information-on-the-coronavirus-is-managed-on-chinese-social-media/
Table 1 provides a selection of censored keywords in this category.
Language Keyword English Translation Date Added
Simplified Chinese 武汉不明肺炎 Unknown Wuhan pneumonia 2019-12-31
Simplified Chinese 武汉海鲜市场 Wuhan seafood market 2019-12-31
Simplified Chinese 沙士变异 SARS variation 2019-12-31
Traditional Chinese 爆發sars疫情 SARS outbreak in Wuhan 2019-12-31
Simplified Chinese 武汉卫生委员会 Wuhan Health Committee 2019-12-31
Simplified Chinese p4病毒实验室 P4 virus lab 2019-12-31

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 15:05

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 15:06

nigger(s)

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 15:52

Seize the means of protection! Redistribute the masks.
https://www.bccourier.com/macron-wants-to-seize-all-protective-masks-in-france/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 16:17

She proved her loyalty to the Communist Party by injecting herself (and six members of her team) with a vaccine that hasn’t even been tested on animals
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74p5y/a-chinese-doctor-injected-herself-with-an-untested-coronavirus-vaccine

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 16:26

UK surrenders to Corona-chan at only 115 cases:

UK has moved onto the Delay phase of the Pandemic preparations, Containment is no longer possible
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51749352
UPDATE: England reports 25 new cases of coronavirus, taking UK total to 115
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235602529204998144 Edited on 05/03/2020 16:30.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 17:18

>>771 Resolved cases death rates:
S.Korea update:
Cases:6,088 +467
Deaths: 40 +5
Recovered:135
Resolved cases fatality rate: 22.85%(-6.17%)


Italy update:
Cases:3,858 +769
Deaths:148 +41
recovered:414
Resolved cases fatality rate: 25.08%(-2.84%)

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 18:13

Greenland infected: Corona-chan goes for the endgame:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fdyg59/greenland_one_in_quarantine/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 19:04

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 22:06

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 5:54

>>787
You're exhibiting the africanized cultural sociotype by using this word instead of traditional European insults.
Don't you really see this is a really primitive, barbaric word used mainly by uncivilized and tribalistic people, you witless troglodyte? Edited on 06/03/2020 05:54.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 6:18

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 7:22

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 8:04

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 8:22

In one notice seen by Reuters, it said the China-North Korea border is being monitored 24 hours a day and added: "Violators will be shot"
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235765313570041856

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 12:47

Google's DeepMind Is Using AI To Help Scientists Understand Coronavirus
https://in.mashable.com/tech/11994/googles-deepmind-is-using-ai-to-help-scientists-understand-coronavirus
In a post Thursday, DeepMind (which was acquired by Google in 2014 and is now a subsidiary of Alphabet), said it has put its AlphaFold system to create "structure predictions of several under-studied proteins associated with SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19."

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 12:58

googles deep nigger

Name: Clown World Academy 2020-03-06 13:58

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-06 14:03

German Health Minister Jens Spahn has dismissed the idea of travel restrictions within the European Union to prevent the spread of the new coronavirus.
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-rules-out-eu-wide-coronavirus-travel-curbs/a-52661149

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 14:06

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 14:55

>>786 Looks like she spent them here:
Garlic prices will soar soon(Garlic is anti-coagulant).

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1235859825952559105
Global Times
‏Verified account @globaltimesnews
New discovery: Novel #coronavirus affects blood circulation system and causes blood coagulation as severe and critical patients' fingers and toes turn purple. A PUMCH medical team in #Wuhan adopted anticoagulation treatment to curb the development of the disease. (File Photo)

And some good news:

Global Times
@globaltimesnews
· 2h
#ZhongNanshan's team has successfully built the world's first non-GMO mice model for #COVID19 research. Experiments show that the virus can duplicate itself inside the mice and it shows symptoms of the #coronavirus. (File Photo)

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 15:19

good news, we found mice can serve a cheap animal model
There also billions of these models running through world, and they're reproducing fast enough to overcome even 90% mortality and they shit all over(fecal aerosols spread corona at 200m).
As the outbreak continues, mice will eat infected corpses and items with high viral load. Predators will eat mice.
Containment is impossible at that stage.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-06 16:28

Paid shills deployed on /pol/ to protect the stock market, as Wuhanosphere expands in US. They ran out of scripts, so they're back to doubling down on "Just a flu, bro" again.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/246791858/covid19-confirmed-flu-level-lethality-fake-news

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