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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-03 15:36

Sky News
@SkyNews
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4h
'I was at a hospital where there were a few #coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody' says Boris Johnson.

Read the Government's #COVID19 plan: https://trib.al/ovhzbZm
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1234801752156835840

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 16:25

The reason Iran started taking this seriously:

8% of Iran's Parliament Tested Positive for Coronavirus, official says.
https://edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-03-20-intl-hnk/h_13306122baecfcaa123a7ca59478d0d6

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 16:45

Looks like China is closer to a vaccine:
Global Times
@globaltimesnews
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1h
Research team led by Chen Wei, academician at the People's Liberation Army Academy of Military Medical Sciences, made an important breakthrough in vaccine development for novel coronavirus #COVID19
https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1234860567350927362

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 17:05

Annie was hurting.

By hurting I mean, she was trying to quit because she was worried she was going to lose her poop on Hazell Dell Road.

You need to understand that Annie and I have run many, many miles together. I know her well. I know when she needs a break and when she needs to suck it up and finish the job.

This was a suck it up kinda day, whether Annie liked it or not.

We had .25 miles left in our 5-mile run. That’s too close to quit and she was begging me to stop

It went down like this;

Annie: “Seriously, I’m going to poop. I can’t make it.”

Me: “You’re fine; just keep going; we’re almost there.”

3 seconds later…

Annie: “Alex, I’m going to poop. I can’t make it. I need to walk.”

Me: “We’re almost there; just keep running.”

2 seconds later

Annie: “Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssse, I’m going to lose it. I can’t make it.”

Me: “Stop. You’re fine.”

1 second later

Annie: “Alex… I can’t.” (starts to walk)

Me: grabs her elbow pull and starts yelling; “ANNIE STOP! YOU ARE’NT GOING TO POOP. YOU’RE GOING TO KEEP GOING. DO YOU HEAR ME? WE DON’T POOP ON HAZEL DELL!”

Annie: Gets quiet and finishes the run (with a very respectable time I might add)

Gross?

Maybe. If you’re not a runner, you wouldn’t understand.

There’s a bigger (less messy) point here.

We don’t let our friends quit.

We don’t quit.

Sometimes you’re Annie in this story, wanting to quit, feeling like you’re going to lose your poop.

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-03 17:10

Name: Clown World PSA 2020-03-03 17:13

“Not every contact of a coronavirus case needs to be isolated” - Fernando Simón, Spanish Minister of Health
https://twitter.com/sanidadgob/status/1234820888165572608?s=21
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fcumh7/not_every_contact_of_a_coronavirus_case_needs_to/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 17:33

BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
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29m
BREAKING: Italy reports 466 new cases of coronavirus and 27 new deaths, raising total to 2,502 cases and 79 dead
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234887106553679874

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 17:52

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 17:54

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 17:56

12 Things You Should Know About Corona
"Corona is not and does not contain urine; it just looks like it, and sometimes smells like it."
https://vinepair.com/articles/corona-lager/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 19:49

Updated official fatality rate:3.4%
https://twitter.com/WHO/status/1234872254883909642

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 23:17

welp it's in my country now rip

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 4:20

BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
The patient died on February 13 but the cause of death was initially described as pneumonia of unknown origin; it has now been determined that the patient had coronavirus
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234922224282370049

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 4:30

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 5:13

>>732 Time to taste the Nothingburger.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 5:37

Italy will expand quarantine zone:
A high concentration of new cases has emerged around the city of Bergamo, northeast of the financial capital Milan, and the head of the National Health Institute told reporters a new red zone may be imposed there to try to stem the rise.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/coronavirus-deaths-rise-italy-considers-quarantine-zones-200303211143776.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 10:18

allnews.ng
@allnewsngr
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18s
World Bank Donates $12bn Aid To Combat Coronavirus Outbreak
http://bit.ly/38p8oAe

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 10:34

Corona isolated into S and L type strains.
https://www.teletrader.com/news/details/51420507?culture=en-US

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 11:49

CC
@cluv_jc
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1h
Replying to
@benedictrogers
and
@WIRED
According to #CCP, it is not an outbreak
Face with tears of joy
Face with tears of joy
#CCP had announced a book published claiming "the winning war against #coronavirus by the Great Nation"
Squinting face with tongue
. Withdrawal after massive negative comments in Weibo
https://twitter.com/cluv_jc/status/1235147372692291584

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 12:40

US: Don't wear masks, they're not effective.
China:
Eva Zheng 郑怡斌 عائشة
@evazhengll
·
3h
China is rolling out N95 mask vending machine embedded with rationing scheme to ensure everyone has access to masks amid #Covid_19 scare. Implemented with ID verification, the machine uses image recognition to check if ur face coincides with ur ID photo.
Payment via AliPay/WeChat
https://twitter.com/evazhengll/status/1235135448088969216

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 13:25

AFP news agency
@AFP
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2h
#BREAKING Germany bans export of medical protection gear over #coronavirus
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1235151840276123650

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 13:28

LongMarch9
@March9Long
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2h
Word is the Chinese are in the 3rd phase of testing these #vaccine for #Covid_19 , meaning the test pieces are sent to hospitals for testing.
https://twitter.com/March9Long/status/1235150952086331393

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 13:47

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 14:42

The spread of coronavirus has been declared a Level 4 incident by the NHS England. This is the highest category of emergency.

A spokeswoman said the NHS ‘moved to a national incident response Level 4 to ramp up preparation for a potential coronavirus outbreak in January’.

It means that a national incident management team as well as a coordination centre have been set up to deal with the virus, which causes the disease named Covid-19. Health Secretary announces UK now has 51 cases of COVID-19 coronavirus

The announcement came as the number of cases in the UK rose to 51, with 12 new cases reported today.

Speaking from Parliament, Matt Hancock said the response to the outbreak remains in the containment phase, and the government’s current approach is to ‘plan for the worst and work for the best’.

He told MPs experts are ‘actively pursuing’ a vaccine to the strain of coronavirus, but warned it is still many months away at the earliest. The updated toll was released as Boris Johnson said it is ‘highly likely’ the UK will see a growing number of coronavirus cases.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/03/nhs-declares-coronavirus-level-four-incident-highest-category-12343608/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 14:49

This is how it will go:
its a nothingburger. Only happens if you eat bats.
just a flu. China is overreacting.
just a bad flu season. Whites/Rh-/Non-Smokers are immune.
very low death rate, flu is worse.
why are you preparing for flu?
masks are not effective
we can handle it if you wash your hands
wash your hands again, harder
well maybe you should wear a mask
goggles are ineffective
we will not quarantine cities
self-quarantine works
maybe you should wear goggles too
well, some cities need to be quarantined
we need to expand our quarantine zones
martial law will not be declared over a virus
the people dropping on the streets are edge cases
maybe martial law isn't that bad of an idea
to relieve hospitals, some patients need to be euthanized and cremated
hoarded supplies need to confiscated and redistributed

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 14:51

Coronavirus could be detected immediately by new breathalyser
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/04/coronavirus-detected-immediately-new-breathalyser-12346651/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 14:59

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 15:12

Italian education minister says decision to close all schools - reported by Italian news agency Ansa and several local outlets - has not yet been taken but will be decided "in the next few hours"
https://twitter.com/bbcbreaking/status/1235200035194843136?s=21

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 15:41

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 17:46

>>158 Today they declared emergency. https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-cases-la-county-sparks-state-emergency
>>737 IMF prepares 50B$ relief
11:59 am: IMF announces $50 billion program for coronavirus relief

International Monetary Fund Managing Director Kristalina Georgieva announced a $50 billion aid package to help fight the coronavirus. Georgieva said on CNBC's "Squawk Alley" that the money is available "immediately."

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 17:51

Italy reports 587 new cases of coronavirus and 28 new deaths, raising total to 3,089 cases and 107 dead
https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1235250175284834305?s=21

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 18:07

Germany losing control of infection chains early starting to show up:
>UPDATE ON GERMANY
>66 NEW INFECTIONS:
>262 TOTAL INFECTIONS
last update: 04.03. 14:00 GMT source: RKI

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-04 20:04

>>752 Its even higher.
Germany reaches 350 cases as numbers from Heinsberg district increase to 134
https://www.kreis-heinsberg.de/aktuelles/aktuelles/?pid=5142

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 2:37

This is so boring. How long is it going to take to hit a million dead? Then it'll be a whole 0.01% of the population.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 4:36

>>754
Infected grow at 30%-40% per day.
If there are 3,089 cases in Italy today,
there will be 1000000 cases after 23 days(28 March)
3089*1.3^23=1289778.13822033116457804467
with 30% fatality rate without hospitals,and assuming the rest of western world has x2 the Italy case, there will be at least 1 million dead at 28 March.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 5:10

The South Korean government declared a “special care zone” around Gyeongsan, a city of about 275,000 people 250 kms (150 miles) southeast of Seoul, promising extra resources such as face masks and warning people from traveling there.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-southkorea-toll/south-korea-declares-new-special-care-zone-as-coronavirus-spreads-idUSKBN20S04O

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 5:35

Name: Clown World Report 2020-03-05 5:40

Schools in King County refuse to close as it claims "children and youth have not been high risk groups for serious illness from this virus"
https://bsd405.org/corona-virus-covid-19/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fdqb9l/schools_in_king_county_refuse_to_close_as_it/

Name: Clown World Statistics 2020-03-05 5:51

Trump has a 'hunch' the COVID-19 death rate is 'way under 1 percent,' calls the WHO's 3.4 percent 'a false number'
https://theweek.com/speedreads/900087/trump-hunch-covid19-death-rate-way-under-1-percent-calls-whos-34-percent-false-number

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-05 6:59

can't have an epidemic if you can't talk about it
China censors coronavirus WeChat messages, blacklists keyword combinations with terms including "death toll" and "cover-up"
https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-covid-19-china-censors-wechat-tencent-messages-citizen-lab-report-1490401

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