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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1504364-20200123.htm

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-02 7:00

VP Pence(in charge of coronavirus response) and other official White House staff engaging in prayer against coronavirus.
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldpolitics/comments/fc3gol/vp_pence_and_other_official_white_house_staff/

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-02 10:40

Introducing "Lick My Taint"

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 11:53

Reminder for shills in recovery:
35-yo man dies of multi-organ failure 2 weeks after recovering from coronavirus and testing negative
https://www.reddit.com/r/cvnews/comments/fc8imd/35yo_man_dies_of_multiorgan_failure_2_weeks_after/

Name: Clown News Network 2020-03-02 13:48

"You can increase your risk of getting it by wearing a mask if you are not a health care provider," Adams said during an interview on Fox & Friends on Monday morning.
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/02/health/surgeon-general-coronavirus-masks-risk-trnd/index.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 14:19

Swedish "CDC" calls for suspension of IranAir flights: "Continuing to receive large groups of passengers from Iran, in the current circumstances, would make the work of limiting the spread of COVID-19 considerably more difficult and raise the risk that the infection could spread locally".
https://news.trust.org/item/20200302105143-deq0h/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 16:58

Some medical institutions in Japan have been rejecting possible COVID-19 patients under the strict but ambiguous testing guidelines currently in place, leaving many patients shunted from hospital to hospital.
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/02/26/national/hospitals-refuse-coronavirus-patients/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 17:00

Evgueni
@EErchov
Replying to
@krypt3ia
Russia has at least one confirmed case now, but most likely will have more - all suspected patients were held in 6-man rooms, used only face masks as a protection and the whole hospital floor had to use 1 communal bathroom
https://twitter.com/EErchov/status/1234464812593274881

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 17:07

New York City Governor is live telling everyone that the first infected New Yorker wasn't contagious on the plane or in public transport because she wasn't symptomatic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJijAROoC0

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-02 17:09

Coronavirus #Canceled, everyone rejoice.
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/485420-wuhan-hospital-discharges-last-patient-amid-drop-in-virus-cases

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 17:19

>>689
Hottest stuff in frontier medicine now, Chinese invented a new treatment for coronavirus with 100% effectiveness that relieves hospital occupation in mere hours.
https://twitter.com/ChinaInFocusNTD/status/1234205491070455808

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 17:30

Chinese Economy is recovering, using novel automation techniques to replace lost workers.
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1233793672497573894 Edited on 02/03/2020 17:30.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 17:51

#BREAKING Italy coronavirus death toll jumps to 52, according to official.
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1234529882190864384

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-02 18:57

The CDC decided to not use WHO tests and instead developed a more complicated test that detects similar viruses too. These "defective" tests worked for nCoV, they just falsely also identified other viruses.
https://www.propublica.org/article/cdc-coronavirus-covid-19-test

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-02 19:11

Official: France surrenders to Corona-chan

France stoped testing “not serious cases” as suspected cases are “too many” since February 29. (leparisien.fr)
http://www.leparisien.fr/societe/coronavirus-on-a-tellement-de-cas-suspects-qu-on-ne-peut-plus-depister-tout-le-monde-29-02-2020-8269836.php
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fcdmnt/france_stoped_testing_not_serious_cases_as/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 19:30

Corona-chan's american vacation just started:
BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
·
14m
BREAKING: Washington state reports 4 new cases and 3 new deaths in King County
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234557877936934914

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-02 21:01

>>691
If you don’t think this sort of metrics cheating happens in the west you’re really sheltered

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 3:19

>>696
Yeah, i forgot factories must report to the EU party. We get pasta rations slashed in half if electricity usage drops below five-year plan norms.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 6:07

>>697
You’re so right, corruption is literally only a Chinese phenomenon.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 7:11

>>698
Potemkin factories are a phenomenon unique to totalitarian countries. Corruption in west would be selling your cheap government-subsidized electricity to private parties and pretending you have a working factory in an empty storage depot, not wasting electricity for idle equipment.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 8:06

SEOUL, March 3 (Yonhap) -- President Moon Jae-in stated Tuesday that South Korea has begun a "war" against COVID-19 as the crisis in Daegu and nearby North Gyeongsang Province peaks, placing all government agencies on a 24-hour full alert.
https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20200303004752315

Name: Clown News Brief 2020-03-03 8:20

Antonia Timmerman
@timmerman91
·
36m
So basically the Indonesian gov did nothing. #COVID19 patients found out info themselves, checked themselves in, requested test themselves, and on top of al that, found out tests were positive from the media. Woww. #indonesia
https://twitter.com/timmerman91/status/1234746024767287296

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 9:14

Italy update:
Italy mobilizes private hospitals, removes non-corona patients.
https://www.archyde.com/coronavirus-lombardy-to-private-hospitals-free-beds-for-mild-and-serious-patients/

2 new emergency COVID-19 hospitals planned:
https://www.lastampa.it/cuneo/2020/03/02/news/la-regione-individuera-due-covid-19-hospital-da-dedicare-totalmente-all-emergenza-coronavirus-a-vercelli-e-cuneo-gia-disponibili-le-rianimazioni-1.38541748

Pope tests negative.
https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/pope-tests-negative-for-coronavirus-italy-report-says

Corona exports from Italy hit China:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fcpmr8/details_on_the_seven_imported_cases_from_italy/

Name: Clown World Memes 2020-03-03 9:27

The absolute state of US healthcare:
https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1234686915242270720

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 10:06

...most of the patients admitted to the intensive care could not breathe spontaneously.
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 10:11

New containment measure from EU:
Jack Parrock
@jackeparrock
·
32m
The declaration media representatives have to sign in order to enter the European Parliament. It is to say you’ve not been to China, Hong Kong, Iran, Italy, Japan, Singapore or South Korea in the last 14 days. h/t @elena_cavallone
#Coronavirus #Covid19
https://twitter.com/jackeparrock/status/1234774525092519937

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 10:29

>>699
Same shit different asshole. I have worked in government for 15 years.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 13:04

QuickTake by Bloomberg
@QuickTake
·
1h
South Korea has mobilized troops to help with disinfection operations in areas affected by the #coronavirus outbreak.

There are 5,186 cases reported as of Tuesday
https://twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1234809082793648129

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 14:03

Al Jazeera English
@AJEnglish
·
1h
'Wuhan shake', elbow-bumps and waves - people are changing their greeting habits amid #coronavirus fears.
https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1234826357525204994

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 14:05

South Central #Iran
Flag of Iran


Man says:

"Municipality has dug this site & prepared limestone powder (can be used during cremation) to bury #coronavirus victims."

Hundreds of cases are being reported in #Iran everyday with the government claiming not to ‘exaggerate’ the situation.

https://twitter.com/WarsontheBrink/status/1234836248629567490

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 14:06

DaaruBaaz Mehta
@DaaruBaazMehta
·
1h
JUST IN

Delhi Govt lists out steps taken towards preparedness against #CoronaVirus Threat in Delhi

1. In 25 hospitals, isolation wards being prepared
2. 230 beds in Hospitals ready
3. Testing facility available at 12 centres
4. 8,000 separation kits
5. 3.5 lakh masks available
https://twitter.com/DaaruBaazMehta/status/1234815843235717121

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 14:30

Global Times
@globaltimesnews
·
4h
#Iran is using the "China-solution" to battle against the #COVID19 outbreak: Door-to-door checks, suspension of classes, cancelation of public assemblies, temperature screenings, and disinfection of the surrounding environment.

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1234787200711065600
In 3 days Iran turned 180 degrees from "its a nothingburger(with mild chance of pneumonia)" to emergency mode, copying everything China does.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:05

Italian government reports decrease in infections:

Italian here: The articles I have are in Italian but the general situation here is: 1,835 infected, 52 death (all elderly or immune Compromised) 149 recovered. The infected number is decreasing, some cities are in lockdown and major health measures are taken for the elderly. (salute.gov.it)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fcuo6q/italian_here_the_articles_i_have_are_in_italian/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:07

QuickTake by Bloomberg
@QuickTake
·
1h
"We are in uncharted territory."

The WHO's director-general @DrTedros
on the "right measures" needed to contain the #coronavirus

https://twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1234830921100136449

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:12

Bloomberg
@business
·
9m
BREAKING: The Fed delivered an emergency half-percentage point interest rate cut Tuesday in a bid to protect the longest-ever economic expansion from the spreading coronavirus https://trib.al/HeG502f

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:18

If I wanted to read twitter & reddit, I'd go there.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:23

>>715
You'll have to read 20+ sites and watch several twitter tags to have the same coverage as this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:25

United States Coronavirus Update
@StatesUpdate
·
12h
#Florida national guard seen in Tallahassee, #FL on Monday. Showing what appears to be a CBRN (Chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear defense) response team.
https://twitter.com/StatesUpdate/status/1234674719929974784?s=20

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:28

>>716
You're are completely missing my point.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:30

France requisitions mask production
https://mobile.twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/1234847500768509956
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fcvs8a/france_requisitions_mask_production/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-03 15:31

>>718 Your point "Its a nothingburger. Your thread pollutes my pristine anus meme safe space."
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