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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-27 5:08

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is investigating what could be the first case of novel coronavirus in the United States involving a patient in California who neither recently traveled out of the country nor was in contact with someone who did.

“At this time, the patient’s exposure is unknown. It’s possible this could be an instance of community spread of COVID-19, which would be the first time this has happened in the United States,” the CDC said in a statement. “Community spread means spread of an illness for which the source of infection is unknown. It’s also possible, however, that the patient may have been exposed to a returned traveler who was infected.”

The individual is a resident of Solano County and is receiving medical care in Sacramento County, according to the state Department of Public Health.

The CDC said the “case was detected through the U.S. public health system — picked up by astute clinicians.”

The patient arrived at UC Davis Medical Center from another hospital Feb. 19 and “had already been intubated, was on a ventilator, and given droplet protection orders because of an undiagnosed and suspected viral condition,” according to an email sent by UC Davis officials that was obtained by the Davis Enterprise.

The staff at UC Davis requested COVID-19 testing by the CDC, but because the patient didn’t fit the CDC’s existing criteria for the virus, a test wasn’t immediately administered, according to the email. The CDC then ordered the test Sunday, and results were announced Wednesday. Hospital administrators reportedly said in the email that despite these issues, there has been minimal exposure at the hospital because of safety protocols they have in place.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-02-26/california-coronavirus-case-could-be-first-spread-in-u-s-community-cdc-says

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-27 5:49

New research from scientists in China and Europe reveal that the disease happens to have an 'HIV-like mutation' which allows it to bind with human cells up to 1,000 times stronger than the Sars virus, according to SCMP.
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3052495/coronavirus-far-more-likely-sars-bond-human-cells-scientists-say
Fast forward to new research by a team from Nankai University, which writes that COV-19 has an 'HIV-like mutation' that allows it to quickly enter the human body by binding with a receptor called ACE2 on a cell membrane.

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/coronavirus-hiv-mutation-suggests-nearly-1000x-more-likely-sars-infect

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-27 9:28

SHANGHAI: A city in China's Hubei province, the epicentre of the global coronavirus epidemic, will pay residents as much as 10,000 yuan (US$1,425.96) if they proactively report symptoms of the illness and it is confirmed after testing.
Qianjiang, a city of around one million people located about 150km from the stricken provincial capital of Wuhan, has reported a total of 197 cases so far and is stepping up efforts to ensure its infected people are confined and treated.
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/china-hubei-coronavirus-covid-19-reward-report-12475446

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-27 10:12

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-27 12:16

>schizoboomerproductions
RAUS

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-27 16:51

Narrative changing to "Its just a bad flu season, bro", as "just a flu, bro" is getting too ridiculous.

US health official: If coronavirus spreads, "it’ll look and feel to the American people more like a severe flu season"
https://edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-02-27-20-intl-hnk/h_c7c44bdc9bee7ba6742b9d86cbd29f29

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-27 16:55

'An Outrage': HHS Chief Azar Refuses to Vow Coronavirus Vaccine Will Be Affordable for All, Not Just the Rich; "This is what happens when you put a Big Pharma CEO who doubled the price of insulin in charge of regulating Big Pharma."
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/02/27/outrage-hhs-chief-azar-refuses-vow-coronavirus-vaccine-will-be-affordable-all-not

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-27 18:58

Israel promises a vaccine in 3 weeks:
https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/1582826488-israeli-scientists-say-weeks-away-from-coronavirus-vaccine
“The research team has already created a vaccine against avian Coronavirus Infectious Bronchitis Virus (IBV), and are adapting it to create a human vaccine against Coronavirus (COVID-19), according to The Jewish Press.

The MIGAL research revealed that the genetics of the poultry coronavirus are highly similar to the coronavirus found in humans, and that it uses the same infection mechanism.”

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-27 19:17

>>648
genetics of the poultry coronavirus are highly similar to the coronavirus
Doubt.jpg
https://archive.ph/cMtI0
https://blast.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/Blast.cgi?CMD=Get&RID=5G55J80101R

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-27 22:04

>>648
Would be cool if Jews sell Chinks some fake vaccine :D

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-28 5:49

Pence Will Control All Coronavirus Messaging From Health Officials

The White House’s attempt to impose a more disciplined approach to communications about the virus was undermined by President Trump, who complained the news media was overstating the threat.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/27/us/politics/us-coronavirus-pence.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-28 6:49

The pet dog of a coronavirus patient was placed in quarantine on Wednesday after testing "weak positive" for the virus in Hong Kong, according to a government press release on Friday.
https://www.foxnews.com/health/a-dog-tested-weak-positive-coronavirus-in-hong-kong-first-known-infection-pet

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-28 7:15

President Donald Trump expressed optimism Thursday that the novel coronavirus would eventually be contained and eliminated in the United States, even as he acknowledged it could get worse first.

“It’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear,” Trump told attendees at an African American History Month reception in the White House Cabinet Room. The World Health Organization says the virus has “pandemic potential” and medical experts have warned it will spread in the US.
https://q13fox.com/2020/02/27/trump-says-coronavirus-will-disappear-eventually/

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-28 9:34

WHO says Italy testing too many people
http://archive.is/O7rct

Name: Clown News Network 2020-02-28 11:39

(Reuters) - Amazon.com Inc has barred more than 1 million products from sale in recent weeks that had inaccurately claimed to cure or defend against the coronavirus, the company told Reuters on Thursday.
https://reut.rs/32wugbL

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-28 11:57

>>655
THE CDC LIES
They collaborate with
Pharmaceutical Companies
THERE IS A CURE
To effectively treat SARS-CoV-2
FORSYTHIA
https://www.bioworld.com/articles/432838-coronavirus-chinese-researchers-claim-tcm-herbal-remedy-could-inhibit-2019-ncov

Name: Clown News Network 2020-02-28 14:24

North Korea has found a 100% effective treatment for COVID-19 outbreaks:
https://www.ibtimes.sg/north-koreas-first-confirmed-coronavirus-covid-19-patient-shot-dead-report-40042

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 6:42

Thailand seems to have put the stop to novel coronavirus outbreak.
In unrelated news Viral Pneumonia is going exponential.
https://twitter.com/birdysinging/status/1233584908380991488

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 7:26

Nigerian taxi driver demands N100M ransom for his cough.

the Morris Monye factor
@Morris_Monye
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1h
BREAKING: Taxi driver that picked up italian man tested positive for corona virus BUT has escaped quarantine and is demanding N100million or else he spreads it.

I hope the fool gets caught quick. He is already spreading it. #COVID19Nigeria

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 7:40

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 11:04

Chinese laboratory that first shared coronavirus genome with world ordered to close for ‘rectification’, hindering its Covid-19 research

The Shanghai laboratory where researchers published the world’s first genome sequence of the deadly coronavirus that causes Covid-19 has been shut down.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3052966/chinese-laboratory-first-shared-coronavirus-genome-world-ordered

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 13:58

Live coofer on TV, cleared from 3-day quarantine.
“So, we stayed there for about three days,” he said, adding that their tests came back negative.
https://nypost.com/2020/02/28/man-cleared-after-coronavirus-quarantine-cant-stop-coughing-in-tv-interview/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-29 15:17

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 15:57

Ali Arouzi
@aliarouzi
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14m
An angry crowd set fire to a clinic in Bandar Abbas, south of #Iran because it had patients in it suffering from #coronavirus. Some people say the patients were from Qom -very far away- and this had angered the mob. There is a sense of panic. Still hard to believe this happened.
https://twitter.com/aliarouzi/status/1233779747924201474

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 16:14

NPC PSA: Masks are ineffective against coronavirus. Stop buying masks. Hospital staff need them for upcoming coronavirus epidemic, our emergency supplies are not enough.
https://twitter.com/Surgeon_General/status/1233725785283932160

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-29 17:19

A dog in Hong Kong tests positive for the coronavirus, WHO officials confirm
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/28/a-dog-in-hong-kong-tests-positive-for-the-coronavirus-who-confirms.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-29 18:07

Name: Clown News Network 2020-02-29 18:43

Bloomberg
@business
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49m
JUST IN: The U.S. has reported its first death from the coronavirus. The victim was in Washington State.
https://twitter.com/business/status/1233812726230769665

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 18:48

>>668 NPC brains shifting into second gear.
Clown in Chief will surely calm them down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9AZKmuMZI&feature=emb_logo

Name: Clown Disease Control 2020-02-29 19:38

https://twitter.com/CarlosNBC6/status/1233835424487018497
Carlos Suarez
@CarlosNBC6
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12m
#BREAKING @NBC6
State Health officials confirm three of its offices/labs including Miami will now test for the #Coronavirus. Previously, samples had to be sent to the CDC in Atlanta.

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-29 20:39

This will surely calm the NPCs.
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1233852300093009926
BREAKING: Washington State Governor Jay Inslee declares state of emergency due to coronavirus

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-01 4:02

Co-workers and clients of an Australian beautician who tested positive for Coronavirus are being told there is no need for self quarantine as they display no symptoms, and the woman had left work as soon as she felt unwell. The salon will remain open for business.
https://www.thecourier.com.au/story/6655531/beauty-workers-clients-have-no-symptoms/?cs=68

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-01 9:05

I am fucking gay, I suck ass, I drink dick, I eat cum

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-01 9:06

I am a gay man

Name: Clown Pride Parade 2020-03-01 9:17

>>673,674 Chang, we're are already aware of Pete Buttigieg's platform. No need to advertise him here.

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-01 9:18

Oh shit this isn't my blog

Name: Clown World Blogs 2020-03-01 9:36

>>676
Bingo. Its a newsfeed. However right now i've got a funny feeling in my lungs *coof* so i'm not going to spend much time here.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-01 13:35

>>673
>>674
>>676
>>677
Hello, Ching Chong. How are you doing? Have you made a stew out of your family dog already? Is China smiling?

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-01 15:04

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Cryptocurrency developers have created a digital coin that allows traders to bet on the coronavirus epidemic, based on how many people fall ill or die.
Called the “CoronaCoin,” its supply will diminish every two days based on the rate of new cases, according to its website - suggesting its price could move higher the more people the virus kills.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-crypto-currency/coronacoin-crypto-developers-seize-on-coronavirus-for-new-morbid-token-idUSKCN20M32A?utm_campaign=fullarticle&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=inshorts

Name: Clown World News 2020-03-01 15:06

Introducing "Lick the Shrine" challenge:
‘Lick the shrine’ videos in Iran go viral amid coronavirus fears.
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2020/03/01/-Lick-the-shrine-challenge-in-Iran-goes-viral-despite-coronavirus-fears.html#

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