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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1504364-20200123.htm

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 22:01

Clown World News:
US government taskforce on coronavirus is stopped by a paywall, Arcgis interactive map the only site they know how to use.
https://theweek.com/speedreads/897826/member-trumps-coronavirus-task-force-asks-twitter-help-accessing-map-virus
Acting Deputy Homeland Security Secretary Ken Cuccinelli, who is the top member of President Trump's coronavirus task force, was having trouble accessing an online map produced by Johns Hopkins University of the virus' spread. So, he took to Twitter to ask if anyone else was having trouble with the website.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 22:06

Clown World News:
Brave Iranian people fight mask shortage with ingenious skills:
https://www.yjc.ir/fa/news/7258573/%D8%AA%D9%88%D9%84%DB%8C%D8%AF-%D9%88-%D8%AA%D9%88%D8%B2%DB%8C%D8%B9-%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%B3%DA%A9-%D8%B1%D8%A7%DB%8C%DA%AF%D8%A7%D9%86-%D9%85%DB%8C%D8%A7%D9%86-%D9%85%D8%B1%D8%AF%D9%85-%D8%AA%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%B7-%DA%AF%D8%B1%D9%88%D9%87%E2%80%8C%D9%87%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D8%AC%D9%87%D8%A7%D8%AF%DB%8C

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 22:10

Clown World News brief:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/f8yfwr/germany_is_embarassing_itself/
On Sunday, the Berlin senate urged people who returned from northern Italy to contact a doctor [1].

However, a man who wanted to do this was refused to be seen by 1 GP and 2 hospitals [2].

Health minister Jens Spahn still claims that Germany is "well prepared" for the pandemic.

[1] https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2020/02/senat-berlin-corona-virus-italien-rueckkehrer-arzt.html

[2] https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2020/02/italien-rueckkehrer-corona-verdacht-berlin.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 22:15

Clown World News: The Clown in Chief has spoken
Trump: "Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA"
https://edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-02-24-20-hnk-intl/index.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 22:49

Clown World News, renowned virus expert Rush Limbaugh weights on the crisis:
https://www.mediamatters.org/rush-limbaugh/rush-limbaugh-coronavirus-effort-get-trump
RUSH LIMBAUGH (HOST): Folks, this coronavirus thing, I want to try to put this in perspective for you. It looks like the coronavirus is being weaponized as yet another element to bring down Donald Trump. Now, I want to tell you the truth about the coronavirus. You think I’m wrong about this? You think I’m missing it by saying that’s -- Yeah, I’m dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold, folks.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 22:53

Clown News Network:
Westerdam Passengers at Low Risk of Coronavirus Infection, C.D.C. Says

The agency does not know why one passenger’s test results were positive, but said there is no risk to fellow travelers.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/24/health/coronavirus-westerdam-cdc.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 23:45

are you a bot or something geez

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 4:42

>>567 I just have the necessary skills to search twitter tags and reddit posts sorted by /new and Latest, also checking conspiracy forums for latest leads.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 4:48

Clown World, Early Bird broadcast:
Iran: Dr. Ghadir, top health official in Qom now infected, tells State TV: The health ministry ordered Qom officials "not to publish statistics" related to coronavirus.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/f91yh1/iran_dr_ghadir_top_health_official_in_qom_now/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 4:53

Clown World News brief:
White House Unveils $2.5B Emergency Coronavirus Request:
The request was released Monday evening and came as key government accounts were running low. The Department of Health and Human Services had already tapped into an emergency infectious disease rapid response fund and was seeking to transfer more than $130 million from other HHS accounts to combat the virus but is pressing for more.
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/white-house-readying-emergency-coronavirus-budget-request/2223435/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 5:06

Clown World Gossip Column:
Amazon expands Amazon Fresh food delivery service workforce, sensing vast economic potential in coronavirus quarantines.
https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4276170/pg1

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 5:12

Clown World Health Report:
https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1232159733760454657
Global Times
@globaltimesnews
·
46m
A 56-year-old woman in SW China's Sichuan Province was confirmed with novel coronavirus infection Monday. She tested negative eight times in nucleic acid diagnosis. #COVID19

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 6:00

Clown World News, classified report:
US Senate to receive classified briefing on coronavirus February 25th per CNN senior reporter Manu Raju. The situation is under control.
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1232032972355842048?s=21
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/f8yuld/us_senate_to_receive_classified_briefing_on/

All senators will be briefed tomorrow in classified setting on Coronavirus, per Senate sources. They will hear from officials from a variety of agencies, including HHS, DHS, CDC, NIH and State. It comes as administration preps emergency funding request to deal with outbreak

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 6:49

Clown World News:
Wuhan,China:
Wuhan battles Coronavirus with Vitamin C.
http://orthomolecular.activehosted.com/index.php?action=social&chash=e00da03b685a0dd18fb6a08af0923de0.143&s=c2b87528516e48556c6752ca32d7f457 Edited on 25/02/2020 06:50.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 8:01

NPCs start to malfunction:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/f96nmn/contrary_to_those_wellinformedprepared_for/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 8:16

Deep State glowies move critical personnel to bunkers under Dulles Airport. Just ahead of classified Senate briefing.

https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4274769/pg1

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 8:37

Clown Disease Control, rapidly prepares new [FIXED] test kits, ready to hit the street right about mid-march:
Interview with US Senator Brian Schatz on Hawaii public radio: https://www.hawaiipublicradio.org/post/schatz-criticizes-federal-response-coronavirus-seeks-test-kits-japan#stream/0

https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/f972y3/us_senator_from_hawaii_cdc_testing_kits_will_not/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 9:48

Clown World PSA:
THIS AREA IS CLOSED DUE QUARANTINE
⁂ Clowns On Patrol ⁂
COVID-19 outbreak: Dubai airport suspends flights to and from Iran, except for Tehran
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/coronavirus-iran-dubai-airport-cancels-flights-covid-19-12468768

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 10:19

Disclose.tv
🚨
@disclosetv
BREAKING - More and more military units arrive in the belt of the red disease zone in Italy amid the #COVID19 outbreak.

Army checkpoints have been significantly increased today from 15 to 35 in and around the "red zone" to stop the spread of the coronavirus.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1232244196796502023

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 10:23

>>579 The solution to every epidemic, Send In More Clowns.
Clown News Network:
Undeterred by coronavirus, Iranians hold mass prayers in Qom.
https://twitter.com/mohsenHmazaheri/status/1232042575739129859

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 11:18

Clown World News:
China to buy 1.4 million units of bulletproof vests worth 13 billion yuan over the next two years. They aim to equip them to 1.4 million troops who will be ordered to swim to Taiwan.
The rumors the vests will be used in upcoming civil unrest are undeniably false and anyone spreading them will lose 400 social credits.
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3881208

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 11:37

>>578
Darren of Plymouth
@DarrenPlymouth
·
10m
Turkish Airlines passenger plane TK879 has made an emergency landing as 12 passengers presented with high fever. Concern it is #coronavirus. The plane was travelling from Tehran, #Iran to Istanbul, Turkey.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 11:54

Clown World News:
"What we have now is a COVID-19 epidemic. There are experts saying that COVID-19 is different from SARS CoV-2, and that the differences reach 70 percent,” he said.
https://www.thejakartapost.com/amp/news/2020/02/25/it-is-not-covid-19-health-official-mixes-up-disease-and-virus.html?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 11:59

Clown News; FLASH
ABS-CBN News
@ABSCBNNews
·
9m
JUST IN: Iran deputy health minister tests positive for coronavirus: adviser #COVID19 | via @AFP

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 12:01

Clown World briefs:
Rural Canadian
@RuralCdn
·
14m
Trucks are reportedly stranded at the Iran-Pakistan border. No freight is being allowed through for 2 weeks. #COVID19 #Coronavirus

Wars on the Brink 🅙 (current focus coronavirus)
@WarsontheBrink
·
2h
Life in #China right now, People retreated from streets in China. Instead,homeless dogs have occupied it.
#coronavirus #Coronavirius #COVID19

Rural Canadian
@RuralCdn
·
48m
Passengers are checked for a fever at Trieste Airport in Italy. #COVID19 #Coronavirus
Video:
https://twitter.com/RuralCdn/status/1232262180487258114

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 12:08

Clown World News Video:
https://mobile.twitter.com/WarsontheBrink/status/1232265839350550529
Wars on the Brink 🅙 (current focus coronavirus)
@WarsontheBrink
·
39m
VIDEO: #China

Since people are locked down in their homes in #China. This lady has found out a way to get her poor Dog out of her home for a walk. #coronavirus has not only effected #china and Humans. It has effected Animals, Plants and much more..

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 12:26

Clown World News:

Global Times
@globaltimesnews
A Wuhan resident, not infected with #COVID19, was hospitalized and admitted to an ICU after consuming medicine similar to those used in the treatment of #COVID19, following which he showed symptoms of arrhythmia.
https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1232261674402344960

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 12:38

Clown News Update:
https://twitter.com/ASBreakingNews/status/1232281351346323456
AS-Source News
@ASBreakingNews
WATCH: STATEMENT FROM INFECTED #IRAN DEPUTY HEALTH MINISTER—

“I would like to inform you that I've tested positive for #Coronavirus last night. I've had fever for last two days and cough. Let me assure you all that we will defeat this virus soon 1/2

Replying to
@ASBreakingNews
With the help of people's prayers and our great doctors we will definitely defeat this virus. This is a democratic virus and doesn't differentiate between poor or rich, take good care of yourself and avoid going out".

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 12:51

Clown News Network, in the news:
Who else in Iran's government got The Sniffles?
As Bat Soup Fever takes hold in Greater Wuhanosphere,
We might see some officials dropping from Uncommon Cold.
Just remember not to panic. *HONK* Its just the flu.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 13:53

Clown World News:
https://twitter.com/fawadchaudhry/status/1232294054513213443
Ch Fawad Hussain
@fawadchaudhry
·
33m
Scientists from 23 countries will come together to strategise war against Corona Virus. The strategy meeting will be held in Karachi on March 2, 2020 ... we need World Cooperation to deal with this great scare, its a challenge for humanity.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 14:02

For those wonder why i don't post updates on Corona-chan infected/kill scores, its now irrelevant and all countries can be considered infected due international travel(the latest scoop on "newest infected/dead in country" is just cases they found out about).
What interesting is the response to the virus. Numbers don't matter due censorship and PR taking first priority, along with gross incompetence and lack of common sense, exposing the Clown World to average joe in all its glory.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 15:07

I am infected with brain retardation

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 16:33

Clown News Network:
Germany lowered coronavirus test prices to 300EUR.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/f97uda/german_tourist_returning_from_northern_italy/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 16:37

>>592
In Clown World this is normal.

Clown News Network: Experts identify the worst effect of coronavirus, lowered stock prices.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/if-the-coronavirus-isnt-contained-a-severe-global-recession-is-almost-certain-2020-02-24

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 16:44

Clown World News brief:
The US can only test about 50-100 coronavirus cases per day, says former FDA Commissioner Gottlieb
https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1232297868930830337

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 17:00

Clown World News:
Some people just cannot handle the current flu season.
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/south-korean-crisis-response-coordinator-commits-suicide-cases-near-1000-live-updates

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 17:23

Clown World News investigative report:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/f8ypgs/the_coronavirus_epidemic_in_italy_began_in_a/
"The coronavirus epidemic in Italy began in a hospital. That is why there are so many cases" - Milan's Sacco Hospital's Infectious Diseases Department Chief - Corriere de la Sera/El Mundo - 2/24/20

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 17:49

Clown World News, China:
Novel coronavirus has not mutated: Chinese expert
Liang Wannian, head of the Chinese expert panel on outbreak response and disposal, said that the genetic data of the samples were 99 percent homogeneous, signs that mutation hasn't occurred.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202002/25/WS5e550cb4a31012821727a3d8.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 17:59

Clown World, Shanghai:
Recovery rate of virus patients in Shanghai reaches 80%

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202002/25/WS5e54ac4ca31012821727a229.html

Seven confirmed cases of novel coronavirus pneumonia were evaluated by an expert group and later discharged from the hospital on Tuesday, including one person who was in critical condition and had to be treated in the hospital for 32 days.

The commission also announced that 34 suspected cases were excluded and that there were no confirmed cases on Feb 24.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 18:10

Clown Entertainment Network, Clown World:
https://summit.news/2020/02/25/fight-breaks-out-in-italian-supermarket-amidst-food-shortages/

A video out of Italy shows customers in a supermarket brawling as food shortages caused by fears over coronavirus spreading continue to prompt panic buying.
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