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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 21:43

Outbreak in 'reopened' factory in Shenzhen
https://hk.news.appledaily.com/china/20200223/EDFLZQ5DCGZKWS4DXYE6ND3YOE/
Kyiv-Moscow Train passenger detained with suspicion of corona
https://www.bbc.com/ukrainian/news-51583684

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 21:53

https://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/passenger-from-iran-on-flight-from-montreal-to-vancouver-tests-positive-for-new-coronavirus

France buys tens of millions of masks
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f8gex4/coronavirus_france_buys_tens_of_millions_of_masks/

http://www.leparisien.fr/societe/coronavirus-la-france-achete-des-dizaines-de-millions-de-masques-23-02-2020-8265609.php

France currently has 38 hospitals able to address patients. 70 more will be added to this number.
France is going to order tens of millions of FFP2 masks intended for professionals.
No border control with Italy is to be put up at this point.


>>518 All trains to/from Italy stopped in Austria.
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-towns-in-lockdown-as-italy-races-to-contain-europes-biggest-outbreak-11941438
Austria has suspended all trains to and from Italy as the Italian authorities race to contain the biggest outbreak of coronavirus in Europe.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 4:45

Can I catch COVID NINETEEN from a prostitute??

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 12:53

Clown World News update:
Coronavirus: infected health official leading South Korea’s fight against Covid-19 is member of Shincheonji Church of Jesus doomsday cult

Official in charge of fight against the virus in western Daegu admits being member of cult after testing positive; 50 coworkers quarantined
An infected police officer and a teacher have also identified themselves as members following diagnoses

https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3052129/coronavirus-infected-health-official-leading-south

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 12:56

World Clown Organization: We can't declare a pandemic because there is no systematic way to do it.
https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1231919662167941123?s=21

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 13:14

Thanks for tuning, Clown World News special report:
Some bright Chinese official decided to release the lockdown on Wuhan, giving many a false hope that situation is improving and they could leave.
It took 3 hours before CCP noticed and reversed the decision.


[Clown World] - Confusion in Wuhan as move to ease coronavirus lockdown is reversed | South China Morning Post
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3052142/confusion-wuhan-move-ease-coronavirus-lockdown-reversed

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 13:27

Clown World News Flash: China restricts travel to United States, citing epidemic. (US doesn't restrict Chinese tourists coming in, despite banning countries unrelated to outbreak https://mobile.twitter.com/NPR/status/1230967964565999617 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcugVlktcoI&feature=youtu.be )
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusConspiracy/comments/f8qwvz/china_has_issued_a_travel_warning_for_its_citizen/
https://www.mct.gov.cn/zxbs/cxts/202002/t20200224_851240.htm

Key phrase: 切勿前往美国旅游 - absolutely do not travel to the US

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 13:29

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 13:36

Clown World News, back with the latest scoop on the seasonal flu(Just A Flu, bro):
“French junior transport minister Jean-Baptiste Djebbari said on Monday that he saw no need to close down transport borders between France and Italy, despite the spread of coronavirus.”

Source: https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN20I0L1?__twitter_impression=true

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 14:16

Clown World briefs:
Iran rejects reported Qom death toll of 50 from new virus
https://apnews.com/32540d09ec101aac057660ef1b0aa970?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 14:25

Clown World Network, Korea At A Glance
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f8qtxr/shincheonji_church_a_cult_in_south_korea_trying/
To offset its negative public image, the leadership of Shincheonji ordered its members to visit other churches secretly and spread the disease that the public also blame other religious organizations. An insider whistle blowing report from Shincheonji to a news agency: ((Korean) “Spread Corona to Other Churches” - Rumor of Shincheonji’s Spooky “Preachers”)

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 14:43

We interrupt this Clown News Network broadcast for special and important news, Scientists found that viruses are racist:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029613/College-investigating-reports-coronavirus-themed-party.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 15:01

Clown World briefs:
AS-Source News
@ASBreakingNews
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1m
UPDATE: #ITALY— Lombardy denies death from earlier this afternoon— however another one occurred not too long ago, so it stands at 6 as before. #coronavirus
https://twitter.com/ASBreakingNews/status/1231956752624603138

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 15:07

Clown World Broadcasting Corporation, updates on China:
24 provincial-level regions of China, including Beijing and Shanghai, reported no new confirmed cases of #COVID19 Sunday, according to local health authorities Monday.
- People's Daily -
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f8mplb/24_provinciallevel_regions_of_china_including/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 15:14

>>534
China carelessly endangers US public safety with unsubstantiated rumors, anonymous sources told Clown News correspondent, adding that CDC is investigating the leak.
http://en.people.cn/n3/2020/0224/c90000-9661463.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 15:27

Clown News Network: Only tourists from Wuhan who personally french-kissed a Chinese prostitute during analingus gangbang without condoms are eligible for testing for US coronavirus tests, after the prostitute's birth certificate and license are mailed in with complete video evidence of the act on Laserdisc in triplicate.
https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1231745522123202561

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 15:35

Clown News Network: Clarification on >>536, New tests kits will be ready soon, so eligible patients should ask the virus to wait. Current test kits have some flaws.
https://nypost.com/2020/02/13/some-coronavirus-test-kits-shipped-around-us-are-flawed-cdc-claims/

Patti Dennis
@justonepatriot
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Replying to
@NotTalented3

@softiemaria
and 2 others
A 20-year-old teacher in Kansas died. Her husband and brother are in ICU. Classic coronavirus symptoms but no verification because there are no test kits. @FLOTUS
@DanScavino
@PressSec
@LouDobbs
@TuckerCarlson
https://twitter.com/justonepatriot/status/1231955222802632705

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 16:12

Clown News Broadcasting Corporation, for immediate release:
The COVID-19 outbreak in China appears to have peaked and leveled off earlier this month even as the deadly coronavirus spreads to other other parts of the world, World Health Organization officials said Monday.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/24/who-says-coronavirus-outbreak-in-china-has-peaked-new-cases-in-iran-and-italy-are-deeply-concerning.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 16:42

Clown World News, flu forecast:
"In the coming days the number of new cases should decrease, according to experts" said Lombardy governor Fontana.
https://www.tgcom24.mediaset.it/cronaca/coronavirus-quarta-vittima-a-bergamo-in-lombardia-scoperti-150-casi_15242453-202002a.shtml

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 16:46

Clown World Newsroom
@BNODesk
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1h
WHO chief Tedros: "Does this virus have pandemic potential? Absolutely, it has. Are we there yet? From our assessment, not yet."

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 16:57

Clown World briefs:
https://youtu.be/6oy1FYAw318 Novel Pre-cremation Treatment for novel coronavirus
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-slovakia-election-primeminister-idUSKCN20H0A9 Slovakia PM got the flu.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:03

Clown World news: Thousands queue to get their personal droplets of Corona-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLwd0AKlcSk&feature=youtu.be

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:18

Clown World, 'special' report from Italy:
Italian anti-racists fight racism against Chinese tourists by proudly destroying masks.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wuhan_Flu/comments/f8seek/italian_leftwingers_wasted_masks_to_write_no_to/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:25

Previously on Clown World:
Italy donated 600k masks to China to fight coronavirus.
http://www.asianews.it/news-en/Pope-Francis-donates-600,000-medical-masks-to-China-to-fight-the-coronavirus-49189.html

Pope Francis donates 600,000 medical masks to China to fight the coronavirus The masks are a gift from the Holy See and the Chinese Christian communities in Italy.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:30

Clown World PR department issues masks:
https://twitter.com/kr3at/status/1231984873516171264
Alexander Higgins
@kr3at
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LOOK: The same journalists telling us ‘forget the masks and just wash your hands’ sit at today’s WHO coronavirus media briefing all wear masks while sitting spaced six feet apart. #coronavirus

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:40

NPC Broadcasting, Art & Poetry showcase from reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f8u2c3/they_dont_know_and_you_cant_tell_them/
There's something going on round here
The CDC's numbers ain't exactly clear
Got a man selling masks over there
WHO's telling me I got to beware
Can't stop coughing, now what's that sound
Coronavirus goin' round

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:45

>>546
Clown World report:
Racist singers attack Chinese woman for interference with their coronavirus song.
https://nltimes.nl/2020/02/24/dutch-chinese-woman-attacked-asking-others-stop-singing-coronavirus-song

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:48

Clown World PSA:
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/02/covid-vaccine/607000/
You’re Likely to Get the Coronavirus

It’s likely that many people who contract the virus will have mild symptoms. This is also what makes it a historic challenge to contain.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:53

>>548 Translated by Clown World specialist mime:
NPCs shouldn't resist Corona-chan.*Worried*
ITS Just a Flu. A total nothingburger with mild symptoms(of pneumonia). *Achoo*
Contain the Flu? Thats too difficult. Vaccines won't stop it.*head bob* *falls on the floor*

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 17:57

Clown World News:
Clown deployed to cheer up Wuhan:
https://mobile.twitter.com/SCMPNews/status/1231980858002812928
Meet Mr Pea: He looks like Mr Bean, and he's bringing joy to the epicentre of the #coronavirus outbreak in his own way. Edited on 24/02/2020 17:58.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 18:02

Clown World News, Israel:
"Violating the self-quarantine leads to 7y quarantine".
https://www.foxnews.com/health/israel-people-who-violate-coronavirus-self-quarantines-prison?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A%20foxnews%2Fhealth%20%28Internal%20-%20Health%20-%20Text%29

The Israeli government is warning residents who've recently arrived from parts of Asia that they could up to seven years in prison if they violate a mandatory home quarantine over concerns they could be carrying the coronavirus.
Source:
https://www.timesofisrael.com/israelis-who-violate-coronavirus-self-quarantine-could-face-7-year-prison-term/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 18:09

Clown World News:
United States slashes healthcare budget to help Corona-chan spread easier.
Dr. Krutika Kuppalli
@KrutikaKuppalli
https://twitter.com/KrutikaKuppalli/status/1231829386699014144
· 11h
Last week @POTUS budget for FY2021 was released and includes budget cuts to the following, @NIH (9.5%) @Fogarty_NIH (7.7%) @HRSAgov (10.4%) @CDCgov (10.8%) while we are in the middle of #COVID19 outbreak and need to be supporting funding for health preparedness and security.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 18:20

Clown World News, live from Chicago:
https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/1231995690068385793
Chicago Tribune
@chicagotribune
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46m
A Chinatown food crawl is planned for tonight to help Chicago restaurants struggling because of coronavirus fears despite low risk of the virus in the U.S.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 18:31

Clown World, Ukraine update:
Brave health minister enters into quarantine to demonstrate its a nothingburger, wearing a mask and armed with hashtags.

KIEV (Reuters) - When Ukraine Health Minister Zoriana Skaletska felt her messages about the coronavirus epidemic were not cutting through, she decided to join nearly 100 people in a quarantine facility to stop panic from spreading among the general public.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-ukraine-minister/with-mask-and-hashtags-ukraine-minister-fights-coronavirus-rumors-from-quarantine-idUSKCN20I20I?feedType=RSS&feedName=healthNews

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 18:40

Clown World Science Channel:
Old report uncovers SARS causes people turning into dead clowns by infecting the brain. Novel coronavirus of course isn't SARS, so you can sleep safe.

Death of the animal likely results from dysfunction and/or death of infected neurons, especially those located in cardiorespiratory centers in the medulla.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2493326/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 19:20

Clown Disease Control Center prepares for rapid deployment of labs to test for Novel Bat Soup Fever Pneumonia virus, will be ready by March along with New&Improved Test Kits for detection of Novel Seafood Related Sickness which carries only a low risk of death.
February 24, 2020.

"Six public health labs in the US plan to start monitoring the general population for the new coronavirus this week. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says that the risk of the virus still remains low for the general population. But activating the disease surveillance network will allow the CDC and other public health officials to find any undetected virus circulating through the country."
https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2020/2/24/21147157/coronavirus-lab-surveillance-flu-cdc-virus-tracking-testing

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 19:40

Clown World News interviews virus expert Corona Chang, Phd in Social Justice theory and Revolutionary Maoist Feminism:

Q: Hello, I'm from CNN and we'd like to see your opinion on the matter with some quick Q&A. What do you think about the current corona virus pandemic?

A:Corona-chan doesn’t “identify” as pandemic, its virusist
to assume shes a pandemic. Don't be a RNA-phobic bigot.

Q:Well, why the WHO prepares to declare her as such?
A:WHO says it no longer uses 'pandemic' category, will not classify coronavirus as one. Educate yourself:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-who-idUSKCN20I0N8

Q:What should we call her then?
A: Out: Pandemic. In: Atypical flu outbreak.

Q:Do you think we should close the borders?
A: That virus has every right to spread across any border. To say otherwise is VIRUPHOBIC. HOW DARE YOU! *Coofs*

Q:I would think its a normal practice to stop outbreaks?
A:Closing borders is xenophobic and bigoted.
The WHO says quarantines and travel bans don't work.

Q:What is the main danger as you see it?
A:Bigotry and Racism. Isn't it obvious?

Closing Notes:
We want to know how the coronavirus is fueling bigotry, as the atypical flu outbreak spreads around the world.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/24/have-you-witnessed-racism-in-the-uk-related-to-the-coronavirus?CMP=share_btn_tw

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 19:58

Clown World briefs:
Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
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BREAKING - The parliament of the Islamic Republic of Iran announced that in order to prevent the spread of the #COVID19 coronavirus, the body temperature of the representatives will be checked before entering the floor.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 21:49

Clown News Network, United Kingdom :
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/24/government-to-shut-schools-if-there-was-uk-coronavirus-outbreak

"Shutting down movement within the UK is seen as counterproductive, according to the official plan being followed by the department. There is “a lack of scientific evidence on the impact of internal travel restrictions on transmission” and it concludes that “for these reasons, the working presumption will be that government will not impose any such restrictions” on travel in a pandemic situation.

Public gatherings are also unlikely to be restricted because there is “very limited evidence that restrictions on mass gatherings will have any significant effect on influenza virus transmission”. Crowded places “are an important indicator of ‘normality’ and may help maintain public morale during a pandemic”."

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-24 21:55

Clown World News investigative report:
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f8ykrc/incompetence_of_german_officials_and_possible/
I am going to sum up the article I linked at the bottom very briefly.

So we got today a possible case in Cologne (Germany). A guy came last Friday out of the Italian region where the lockdown is now in place. He has flue like symptoms, but they didn't bring him to a hospital because the officials do not have a go for that from the RKI (Rober-Koch-Institut like CDC in usa). And that is because the region in Italy isn't declared a risk region yet. But actually it was declared by the RKI on sunday. So why did they not bring him in the hospital? The local officials didn't got the message ... , because you can't find the information on RKI's site. You have to click through to another website to get that information. They did not even took a blood sample of him.

You can't make this stuff up.

While I am writing this text they updated the article and the city has him now in a hospital quarantined and are currently testing.

source
https://mobil.ksta.de/koeln/muelheim/koelner-in-quarantaene-mann-fuerchtet--sich-mit-coronavirus-angesteckt-zu-haben-36308420

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