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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 4:14

Some updates:
Korea:
BREAKING: South Korea reports 95 new cases of coronavirus, raising country's total to 556
BREAKING: South Korea reports 2 more deaths from coronavirus, raising death toll to 4
Summary of South Korea's update:
- 123 new cases, 2 new deaths
- 75 new cases linked to church
- 48 others with unknown link
- Total: 556 cases, 4 deaths
- 6,039 people being tested

Italy:
Violating the lockdown in Italy is punishable by up to 3 months in prison or a fine up to 206 euros ($223) - La Repubblica
BREAKING: Italy to put areas with outbreaks of coronavirus on lockdown, prime minister says

Breaking News: Italy
Flag of Italy
has reported 43 new cases of #coronavirus in the past 24 hours. There are now 63 cases in Italy

Situation in Iran:
24/7 Crisis News LIVE

@livecrisisnews
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Feb 20
#BREAKING: Military in #Iran preparing to quratine Qom after two people suddenly died of #coronavirus today. Highways are being shut down. (DEVELOPING STORY)


Max Howroute
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Feb 20
Dr. Alavi works at the Kamkar hospital in Qom, Iran reports that over 20 patients have died from clinically diagnosed cases of #coronavirus at his hospital. Tehran is the only place in the country where COVID19 samples can be tested.

Max Howroute
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@howroute
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Feb 20
UPDATE: Estimated 2,000 #coronavirus cases in Iran.


Israel:
NYC News Outlet
@NYCNewsOutlet
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Some 200 Israeli students and teachers have been ordered to self-quarantine after coming into contact with a group of South Koreans potentially infected with #coronavirus, authorities said Saturday night.

Turkey:
https://twitter.com/howroute/status/1231407191380385792
Max Howroute
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@howroute
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A new suspected #coronavirus case in Ankara, Turkey. (Video by Abdullah T)

Ukraine:
Elena Evdokimova
@elenaevdokimov7
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Feb 21
Ukrainian mob threw stones and broke windows of the buses, carrying the evacuees from China.
People had to hide under the seats of the bus.
#coronavirus
What has Ukraine become?


DW News
@dwnews
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13h
Outraged residents of a central Ukrainian town protested against the arrival of evacuees from China amid fears of the #coronavirus.

So far, no confirmed cases of the virus have been registered in Ukraine.
https://twitter.com/dwnews/status/1231227141234147328

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 5:11

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 6:53

What a twist: 'traces' of corona capable of infection
https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-recovered-patients-traces-virus-1488410
Recovered Coronavirus Patients Who Have Traces of COVID-19 in Their Bodies Could Infect Others, Doctor Warns

"This is dangerous. Where do you put these patients? You can't send them home because they might infect others, but you can't put them in hospital as resources are stretched," SCMP quotes him as saying.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 7:43

BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
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23m
BREAKING: South Korean President Moon says local officials should not hesitate to take "unprecedented" and "powerful" measures to stop coronavirus - Yonhap

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 8:08

At early stages, there is enough hazmat suits and ambulances for every case, patients treated like celebs and their travel history is researched by detectives - top doctors are assigned to monitor their health, their friends are quarantined and monitors. But thats actually good signs, epidemic under control.

When real shit hits the fan, this all fanfare and glitz stops: medics just collect bodies, people queue in hospitals, news stop reporting new cases - the novelty factor drops and ad clicks/impression decline, street become empty and people just try to wait it out as media shows "Uplifting News" from PR department.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 8:15

Its just a second flu, bro.


Inundated With Flu Patients, U.S. Hospitals Brace for Coronavirus
“We’re talking about the possibility of a double flu pandemic,” where a second wave starts before the first is over, said Dr. Eric Toner, a senior scholar at the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/07/health/hospitals-coronavirus.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 12:27

If I wanted to read crappy news sources, I'd go on some other site.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 12:36

Global Times
@globaltimesnews
China's central government decides to triple the salaries of about 30,000 medics who are saving lives in Hubei Province, including more than 20,000 doctors & nurses from outside Hubei. In addition, frontline allowances are to be distributed to them.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 12:40

Tax Fraud AMSR nouw!

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 12:57

>>487 NPC#39383576 "Who needs to read news, i want Anus Memes and Nikita's ramblings on Russian politics! Thats the best stuff on the site, you anus! This virus is a total nothingburger, just the flu. Take your meds."

#BREAKING
Turkey closed its border with Iran.
— DailySabah

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 12:58

BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
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BREAKING: Italy's Lombardy region, which includes the city of Milan, bans public events to stop the spread of coronavirus - local media

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 13:00

Max Howroute
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@howroute
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5h
JUST IN: #Coronavirus situation in Rome, Italy (developing story).
https://twitter.com/howroute/status/1231486771864752128

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 13:06

China changes narrative on coronavirus(CCP was pretending its declining with fake stats):

BEIJING: The coronavirus epidemic that has killed over 2,400 people is communist China’s “largest public health emergency” since its founding in 1949, said President Xi Jinping on Sunday.
https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/world/2020/02/23/xi-coronavirus-is-communist-chinas-biggest-health-emergency/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 13:18

BNO Newsroom
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BREAKING: Afghanistan closes border with Iran due to coronavirus - TOLO News

Najeeb Khan
@Najeebkh3n
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3h
#Iran and Pakistan border completely seal after #Coronavirus
https://twitter.com/Najeebkh3n/status/1231521638128267269

BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
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BREAKING: South Korea reports another death from coronavirus, raising death toll to 6 - Yonhap


Remember the huge flocks of crows? They dying from disinfectant on insects. Other animals dying in huge numbers.

Hey, Dave!
@davegreenidge57
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This is the second half of a video where fogger trucks had just driven by. The crows look like they maybe eating insects killed by the disinfectant. There are now reports and videos of both birds and fish dying. #coronavirus

https://twitter.com/davegreenidge57/status/1231536518843502592

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 13:26

#IAmNotAVirus campaign linked to Italian outbreak:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/iamnotavirus

Coronavirus Outbreak in Italy 50,000 on lock-down, 2 weeks ago Italians were hugging Random Chinese in the streets

Posted by EU Times on Feb 22nd, 2020
https://www.eutimes.net/2020/02/coronavirus-outbreak-in-italy-50000-on-lock-down-2-weeks-ago-italians-were-hugging-random-chinese-in-the-streets/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 13:40

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 14:16

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 14:21

>>497 Just the flu, bro. Take your designated vaccines, incels.

Source - Sky News Italy

The government's executive order that will be published today will likely contain temporary tax reliefs and suspensions of utilities' invoices. These subsidies are needed because most economic activities are suspended in quarantined areas.
https://tg24.sky.it/cronaca/2020/02/23/coronavirus-italia-ultime-notizie-diretta.html?intcmp=hp-tg24_hero_main-title_null

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 16:05

Israel prepares for epidemic, turns back planes, traces contacts of every korean tourist, quarantines hundreds. Total ban on anyone visiting Korea/China/Japan in last 2 weeks.
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-two-hundred-israelis-quarantine-south-korea-test-coronavirus-1.8565500

Travelers who have visited Japan or South Korea in the last fourteen days will now be refused entry into Israel, adding the two Asian countries to a list that already includes China, Macau, Thailand, Singapore and Hong Kong.

The ban is not on citizens of those countries, but rather anyone except Israeli nationals, who have been in one of those countries in the two weeks prior to their arrival in Israel.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 16:17

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/venices-famed-pre-lenten-carnival-canceled-to-stem-spread-of-coronavirus-2020-02-23
Clown World Carnival is still on schedule and everyone has the front row tickets.

EHA News
@eha_news
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#BREAKING: Turkish Minister of Health says Turkey suspended all flights from Iran due to coronavirus outbreak in the country.
EHA News
@eha_news
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#BREAKING: Azerbaijan and Pakistan close its borders to Iran due to deadly coronavirus outbreak in the country.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 17:23

Im gay can I catch coronavirus through my butt?

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 17:27

Situation only in Lombardia (where Milan is) as of 23/02 6:00 PM "we made more than 880 test, with 112 resulting positive, it's an average of 12%. 53 are in hospitals and 17 are in serious condition* (self.China_Flu)
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f8c9gu/situation_only_in_lombardia_where_milan_is_as_of/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 17:28

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 17:48

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 17:51

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 17:59

>>500 Japan refuses to test Diamond Princess related government workers as it interferes with their duty (as plague-carriers, presumed). Media eerily silent.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 18:02

>>500
Italian leftists refuse to wear mask, claim "Flu is more dangerous", think quarantines==racism. People wearing masks are spit and pretend-coughed on.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 18:08

>>506 NOT EVEN THE PASSENGERS were tested. (Yes, the 600+ infected ship passengers)
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsIsabel/status/1231637344052240384
Isabel Webster
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BREAK: Passengers repatriated from the Diamond Princess were NOT all confirmed as testing -tive for COVID-19. They underwent 'full infectious disease risk assessments' but now 4 tests taken in Japan have come back as +ve (patients now in UK). "Indefensible" says Prof Paul Hunter

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 18:13

BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
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NEW: Italy reports 23 new cases of coronavirus, or 76 so far today, raising total number of cases to 155

BNO Newsroom
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NEW: UK reports 4 new cases of coronavirus in former passengers of the Diamond Princess cruise ship

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 19:06

>>500
I just realized Peak Clown World moment of the epidemic.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/22/7-cruise-ships-to-house-wuhan-medical-workers-state-media-reports.html
The cruise ships of Wuhan are essentially coronavirus incubators. They don't retrofit the ships with separate ventilation systems(? if its even possible), they are dozens of Diamond Princesses housing their medical staff(bribed from >>488 ).
They probably wanted last-minute isolation for housing due the alternative of living in Wuhan hotzone:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EReYaUJXsAIO8i3?format=jpg&name=900x900 <-- entire area filled with biohazard waste and they don't collect all bodies(esp. animals)

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 19:29

#BREAKING: Second case in Israel, from Diamond Princess
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/BJcDgLgVL

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 19:31

Lab monkeys infected with coronavirus in desperate bid to find vaccine
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/lab-monkeys-infected-coronavirus-desperate-21559290

Wuhan: Several crematoriums burned out, unusable.
曾錚 Jennifer Zeng
@jenniferatntd
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50-60 K people in hospitals in #Wuhan, out of 18 cremators at a crematorium, 3 were burned out due to overuse. Other 15 in operation 24/7. Many families died out.
希望之声 :武汉居民惊曝医院住5、6万人 18个火化炉烧坏3个 - https://go.shr.lc/37Tph5X

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 19:35

ITALY: Armed forces and police forces have been mobilized to form an insurmountable "health belt" around contagion areas. Roadblock violators risk up to a 3 months prison sentence.
https://twitter.com/ISCResearch/status/1231534229105913858

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 19:49

>>500 Clown Containment Quarantine: "Lets put them near the largest international hub in Israel."

200 South Korean tourists 'temporary' quarantined in Ben Gurion airport because of protests in Har Gilo.
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/GUXXYQM66#autoplay

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 20:00

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 20:14

>>495,500 Hilarious Clown World moment
"#IaMNotAvirus" campaigners hug randoms Asians in italy.
This video will be deleted soon when people realize they're all vectors for current outbreak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 20:34

Food shortages begin in China, as their quarantine hit agricultural areas. Military takes over supplies.
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1231401532291198978

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 21:08

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 21:21

Clown World Chronicles:
China sends duck army to fight african locust swarms.
They're called "duck troops" and are immune to corona(presumed).
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/china-sends-army-100000-ducks-21531853
China sends army of 100,000 ducks to border to fight locust plague from Africa

A plague of locusts that has devastated east Africa reached the coronavirus-stricken country earlier this week



This bizarre footage shows a legion of “duck troops” that have been deployed in China to fight a swarm of locusts head-on.

The plague of locusts which has wreaked havoc across east Africa has now reached China’s Xinjiang border in the far west of the country, where it meets Pakistan and India.

Pakistan declared a national emergency due to potential food shortages, with Prime Minister Imran Khan calling it "the worst locust attack in decades".

In an impressive video, shared by the state-run Chinese news site CGTN, thousands of ducks are seen marching down a road to face and then eat the enemy.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-23 21:30

Wuhan Symphonic Orchestra for Clown World Carnival:
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1231650904975298564

White House asks money to fight "Its just a flu, bro"
https://news.yahoo.com/white-house-reportedly-ask-congress-124152719.html

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