Name: Anonymous 2019-11-02 4:08
So I was at work yesterday and I happened to walk by this guy's desk. I noticed on his computer screen that he had his personal e-mails pulled up. I asked him who he thought he was to do this on company time and then he told me that his daughter was sick at home so he was checking up on her. I then punched his computer screen out and looked him straight in the eye and said "Who do you think I am? Jerry Lewis? I dont want to hear your sob story so get back to work before I get you fired." He then said a few cusswords and tried to punch me I blocked it then I gave him a swift round kick to the groin. I asked him if he wanted some more and he came at me again so I slapped him then I hip tossed him into the nearest filing cabinent. I looked over my should at another worker who was standing near by and I said...." File him under G..... for garbage." Needless to say I was quite pleased because now that means there one less person in the company for people to look at. All eyes should be on me. I'm a stud.