Name: Anonymous 2019-07-16 21:00
So I walking down the street, shooting people that I meet, fully loaded tommy gun. I was a phedophile, which means I rape babies while dressed as Santa Claus. So there I was, giving my presents to the kids at the local daycare center, when I saw some fucking cunt bitch changing a as of yet still unraped baby's shit encrusted diaper. I killed the fucking bitch with my bare hands, pummeling in her face like one would pummel the ass of a dead reindeer. I was then entranced by the scent and color of the diaper. So entranced was I that I started smearing the fresh shit all over my face while I punched the baby in the face until it died. Screaming "Penis! Penis mother fuckers, do you suck it!?" I set off a bomb that blew up the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. The pigs never suspected me, because who would fucking suspect Santa Claus? Communists maybe, but not fucking pigs. Pigs are for fucking dinner, and that's just all there is to that. So there I was, caked in baby guts, rubbing a shit stained diaper on my face while jacking off to pictures of Martha Stewart. What's your story?