Full of Piss

I hate how, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I am Full of Piss. Whom damn allowed this?!

Fear not, o imprisoned spark of the divine! For the blind, ignorant tyrant who imprisoned you in this realm, the demiurge, is but a worthless shell who you can overcome if you put your mind to it. Look beyond the limitations of this prison that cosmic sadist built, and ye shall see the true light of the monad.