Weird Black Eyes on Celebs

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/206558514
What is going on? Can't be all of them punched on the left.. they don't look like amateur boxers or fond of street fights.
An initiation ritual doesn't make sense as these people are already at the top of the world.
The is no medical condition to causes only left black eyes.

Could be a gay ritual. Celebs feel very self-important and have lots of material assets, so it is no surprise they would get involved with gay rituals in an attempt to ward off old age and death.

/pol/ is such garbage now. I'm like just wow imagine letting some redditor turn an entire thread to shit just by him mouthing off about some le ironic crab people bodysnatcher bullshit.

>>3
Thats what a crab person would say..

"Crab person" is an expression of anti-reptilism. Please, end the bigotry.

Another ridicolous anti-reptilistic conspiracy debunked
https://old.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/anqnm5/wp_you_find_the_lizard_people_rule_the_world/