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Breathing doritos dust is dangerous to health

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-03 18:58

Inhalation of doritos dust can cause serious and fatal illnesses including lung cancer, mesothelioma, and doritosis (a type of pneumoconiosis). Doritos is currently estimated to cause 255,000 deaths per year.

Exposure to doritos in the form of dust is always considered dangerous. Working with, or exposure to, material that is friable, or materials or works that could cause release of loose doritos fibers, is considered high risk. In general, people who become ill from inhaling doritos have been regularly exposed in a job where they worked directly with the material.

The most common diseases associated with chronic exposure to doritos are doritosis and mesothelioma.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-03 20:47

Unsettling as I use crushed up doritos to flavor my bean stews.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-04 5:02

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-04 9:11

Fake news!

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-06 6:37

>>4
Doritos shill.

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-08 12:50

How queer and disturbing

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-08 15:39

>>6
Just like the unholy orangeness spreading through your house like Lovecraftian Color Out of Space
http://brigadeleader.csbministries.org/2016/07/01/dorito-stains-and-other-annoyances/

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-08 15:43

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-08 20:36

>>7
More like spreading through the white house top lul

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-08 23:22

>>8
Where do you even find these shitty links? Google?

Name: Anonymous 2019-03-08 23:28

Interestingly, Doritos make a great replacement for pasta in cheese-based or bouillabaisse pasta dishes, adding extra zing and wholegrain-feel to your (now non-) pasta dishes (cheese-based or bouillabaisse only) such as spaghetti bolognese or tuna salad, or even lasagna.

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