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Name: Anonymous 2018-12-14 0:56

So it is the year 2004. I've finally got Baldur's Gate II copy, but it isn't working, due to the bug in the botched pirate translation, and it was impossible to get untranslated original English version in Russia, because Russian pirates hacked and translated all games into Russian, usually including speech, sometimes using automatic translation tool, and always blindly, without testing how it would look and sound in the game. So yeah, Baldur's Gate segfaulted past the first few areas, that pirates have tested after their botched translation, while I learned a lesson that piracy is bad, and instead had to play Evil Islands (or Allods 3, as it is know in Russia). Evil Islands was in originally in Russian, as it is a Russian game, it was somewhat working, albeit very glitchy and unoptimized (framerate was jumping from 5 to 20 FPS), and it was an ugly experience, pretty much summarized by the following video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOCtp94TRSI

If you're designing an RPG, you can get a lot of insight on what makes bad RPG from the above let's play video. In a nutshell, Russian game designers failed to properly balance monsters and playtest their garbage. It had less polish than modern asset swapped indie games. I got childhood trauma from that. It was like being raped by raging pedos (and living in Russia I had an experience being assaulted by a pedo as a child).

BTW, two previous Allods games (sold as Rage of Mages in the west) weren't much better. Basically they were Warcraft 2 clones with ugly graphics and without base buildings. Allods 4 (Allods Online) was an outright blatant World of Warcraft clone with worse everything. Now tell me that I have no right to hate Russians.

Name: Anonymous 2018-12-15 5:56

>>4
Have you watched that Evil Islands LP video, where player for hours saves and reloads trying to kill some basic mob that is require to advance main story? I love how he makes philosophical remarks during that. Now compare that to the original Baldur's Gate, which can be completed on the hardest difficulty in 40 minutes using solo character without any reloading or cheating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3MZhZWLek4

Also, Russians made some of the ugliest graphics with puke looking grass texture, while Baldur's Gate had hand painting over 3d models.

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