how do I move to Japan and get citizenship?

well?

1. Move to Russia, on one of the islands which were stolen by Russians from Japanese.
2. Instigate riot and ask Japan to for protection.
3. ???
4. Profit.

>>1
Its just like in the anime, except people are overworked NPCs, Dioxine levels and radiation, casual racism towards anyone not Japanese enough and lots of bureaucratic stuff(always on paper, in triplicate). The only good stuff is anime, so otakus shut themselfs off from society.

>>1
You need to find work in japan and then move there, thing is, they will treat you like crap at work.

After that, if you work for 10 years and marry a Japanese girl you will get the citizenship, if you have not killed yourself by then.

How do you get Japanese citizenship?
Requirements for Naturalization

1.Continued residence in Japan. The applicant must have lived in Japan for more than 5 years.
2.Must be over 20 years old.
3.Be of good moral character.
4.Financial stability. ...
5.Agree to hold only Japanese citizenship. ...
6.Respect the Japanese Constitution.

fucking weeaboos

>>6
Why would you want to do that?

you don't