UEFI rootkits

disabling javascript won't protect you from this shit lol it can even hide itself from your OS so intense network monitoring is the only way to detect it, but even then, it can make its C2 traffic look benign

you think you have security figured out but /prog/ doesn't know shit

And /lounge/ doesn't even know if that ass is wet. /prog/ > /lounge/

>>2
your forced meme will never take off, buddy
just stop

>>2
Not funny. Piss off, retard.

This thread is not about forced memes. It is about UEFI rootkits. Stay on topic, please!

>>5
/prog/ is two blocks down, mentally crippled

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>>6
they only talk about dependent types and functional programming

if you talk about security or malware, you get shitty responses like ``which programming language is this?'' or ``dependent types would solve this'' and basically the shitposters intentionally derail threads because they want to kill any and all discussion that isn't related to some autistic lisp bullshite

>>8

dependent types would solve this

Because it's true. The solution to bugs is to use languages that do not allow them.

>>9
nothing is actually written in dependently-typed languages

I guess technically if you can't do shit in a toy language that obsesses over types rather than meaningful features, then yeah, you can't have security issues

security issues require that something is actually usable in the first place

can't have security issues in an ivory tower language that can only be used for hello world shit, with no real-world frameworks for usability, and no support for real world uses

>>6-7
get out of my thread

>>11
you're not OP

>le pedophile sage

What the hell is this rootkit doing with electronic fuel injection anyway?

>>14
UEFI: universal extensible firmware interface

>>12
I am now

>>16
Hi now, I'm dad XDDDD

>>15
So how to write an extension?

>>18
install gentoo