You will get chipped — eventually

Get used to it goy https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2017/08/09/you-get-chipped-eventually/547336001/

unlikely, there's really no reason to put an rfid tag under someone's skin and risk averse capital isn't going to expose itself to the immense legal liability embedded electronics represent without a sufficient benefit

easier authentication is not enough, the smartphone is far more effective at all dystopian imaginations of "the chip" and has the benefit of people choosing it voluntarily

only an academic could be so stupid

By microchip they really mean hardcoded password that can't be changed in the event of a data breach, and can be skimmed with near-field skimmers, kind of like NFC or credit card skimmers.

What could possibly go wrong?

Chipping is a science fiction meme from the 80s. Chipping was imagined as a way to track people when they go offline, which was pretty much all the time back then. Now people unironically get panic attacks if they forget their smartphones at home.

No point in chipping in 2030 when all newborns will have their DNA sequenced, given an Apple ID, and given an Amazon sweatshop employee badge at birth.

Chipping is an attempt to partially enslave free agents. It becomes obsolete when everyone is voluntarily a full slave.

>Chipping is an attempt to partially enslave free agents. It becomes obsolete when everyone is voluntarily a full slave.

this is a surface level take on the body horror element but there's a reason why this seems so laughably antiquated

the anxiety regarding man-machine interface the chip represents is totally anachronistic in a world where a significant portion of the population spends multiple hours a day interacting with a smartphone

chip my anus

>>5

in a world where a significant portion of the population spends multiple hours a day interacting with a smartphone

To be fair most people use a dumb phone when performing crimes or going about business that they want concealed from Jews. I myself have multiple identities and multiple phones to suit. Can't do that with a chip, which is why you know they are coming soon.

>>7
you can figure out someone's location or identity even with a dumb phone, dummy

>>7
There will be cameras everywhere with face recognition. The only place this won't cover is the rural outskirts, but since all farming will be done by machines, your absence from the urban grid would be proof of guilt in itself.

>>9
That's why sunglasses and hats are uno wear if performing crimes and other anti-jew actions. You can't ban fashion but you can implant chips as a work around. See where I'm going with this?

>>8
Not when you pay cash and throw it away afterwards.

>>11
But where are you getting these phones?
KYC: Know Your Customer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_your_customer

>>12
"he hasn't watched better caul saul"
lol step it up