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Why are Russians such terrible drivers?

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 8:24

The only comparable nations in terms of strictly traffic fatalities are India (which is less), Iran (which is significantly higher) and African nations without even real road systems. In watching over a thousand hours of Russian dash cam footage I have come to the conclusion that bribery, alcoholism, and inclement weather cannot be the sole cause. The Russian clearly has no regard for life and operates in a state of technological barbarism.

Name: Anonymous 2018-11-07 13:50

Ok. You surely hate Nikita for being honest and truthful anti-Russian person. And it may seems fun to bark at him. But just imagine, one day you wake up and it is too cold in your room. You look outside through the old cracked window, and there is snow all around and rusty soviet cars slowly moving through the landscape decorated with commie blocks. Then you suddenly notice that your room is infested with cockroaches, who got there from your commie-block neighbors, and the ceiling is completely covered in mold, due to constant water and sewage leakage by your neighbors above. You turn on the TV, and there is Putin giving speech about great successes of Russia in Syria and Ukraine. After Putin's speech is over, TV shows standup comedian, Zadornov, who tells jokes about how stupid are Americans and how Russians are so smart. Then you hear insistent knocking on your door (the doorbell is broken by neo-nazis, who attacked your flat before, because you're gay). That are FSB operatives, who came to arrest you due to your anti-Russian Internet posts on vkontakte.ru site (a Russian clone of Facebook), which is heavily monitored by Russian security services, looking for any dissent opinion.

Yesterday, you remember getting visa refusal at some European country's consulate, due to being a danger of illegal immigration, so you have failed to leave the country to avoid persecution and you're thrown into an overcrowded jail cell with horrible stinky individuals, mostly homeless bums and chronic alcoholics, who axed their wives during a drunk fight or just drank a bottle of vodka in a grocery, without paying. These inmates make fun of you for being gay and having female sized tits, which have grown from being forcibly "treated" with anti-psychotics, like haloperidol, during childhood, because you was autistic child and Russian government had nothing better than involuntary committing you to insane asylum. The investigator says you must also admit other crimes, including terrorism, and testify against other people, you never seen before, otherwise you may say goodbye to your life, because FSB doesn't play games, and they will beat you to death during interrogation.

So if you continue bullying Nikita, I hope you will be born in Russia in your next life.

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