The PC Virgin vs NPC Chad

PC Virgin:
Lost in his own little mind world
Suffers from existential crises and doubts his mind being coherent
Can even contemplate being a NPC and it horrifies him
Neurotic and maladjusted to NPC society
Can't handle emotional arguments
Can't enjoy videogames and movies
Social anxiety due constant over analyzing and background contemplation
Emotions are stunted due lack of social interaction with NPCs
Can't think fast due verbal nature of thoughts and subvocalization
Stressed over abstract bullshit all the time
Prone to shizophrenia, autism and tons of mental disorders due constant inner monologues and over-fantasizing
Influenced by verbal arguments and their textual representations
Evolutionary recent development, largely unfit for monkeys, constantly reaching mental limits and handicaps
Poor visual memory, tends only to remember abstract concepts and text
Defends minority and exotic views
Always doubts and hostile to the status quo


NPC Chad:
Thoughts are processed faster due lacking verbal content
Doesn't need to subvocalize his thoughts
Natural speed reader
Always on the side of the majority and his values are following latest status quo
Fully capable of enjoying any videogame and movie he watches, being fully immersed in experience
Socially adjusted to any society, absorbs social norms instantly
Can't suffer from existential crisis
Lack of inner speech makes him immune to shizophrenia
Doesn't even understand the concept of NPC, just assumes its some autistic insult
Understands emotional arguments and visual memes, can ignore text and speech.
Excellent reaction skills due lack of inner monologue and subvocalization
Enjoys the evolutionary advantages from millions of years ago
Excellent visual/aural memory, can sing and recall any event in detail

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NPC detected

too long; didn't read

NPC Chad:
Thoughts are processed faster due lacking verbal content
Natural speed reader

Those are wrong.
NPCs aren't NPCs because they skip the vocalization, they're NPCs because they lack the whole introspective mechanism.
All NPCs learn to read by vocalizing the text. Many of them never stop.
Verbalizing ideas of others is not an abomination unto God, you only commit the sin when you verbalize your own ideas without actually talking about them.

It's not the toString that makes a PC, it's the eval.