How to spot an NPC, online

He uses the internet for anything other than shitposting. Period.

Guess what, dipshit? People take classes online, pay bills online, work online, learn things online, get help for programming stuff online, etc.

People who spend too much time on the internet think overuse of irony and shitposting is the most defensible position, rather than being genuine and opening up and showing your true self, because that would expose you to criticism. So "haha I'm just joking all the time about everything" is a preemptive defense mechanism from insecure people.

Shitposting is dumb and so is this NPC meme.