Math

Math major: 2+2=4
Social science major: 2+2 is a social construct
Computer science major who's into infosec: 1=1
Computer: 2+2=4.000000000000000002

Computer scientist: Succ (Succ 0) + Succ (Succ 0) = Succ (Succ (Succ (Succ 0)))

Social science major: 2+2 is a social construct

Technically true, you need a well defined syntax, and calculus - some sort of axiom system behind it.

Major

Nuke the amerifats.

who's into infosec

= who has low intelligence