Christains are worthless trash, barely sentient shit stains

Why don't they catch more heat on this board? Let's get a Christian hate thread pumping!

An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a fossilized bacterial sample. "How old is this bacteria, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "900 million years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 900 million years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi.