They got through the water filters

The Gay Frog Chemicals finally turned Alex Jones gay. He desperately tried to stave it off with Super Male Vitality, but his water filters were too weak and porous, like Z-Shield supplements.
Moral of the story: water distillation is better.

The brightest minds on Reddit are working for a cure:
https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/9a6x2w/rapidonset_gender_dysphoria_in_adolescents_and/

>>2
Furries: It's not just a phase, mom!
Society: Yes it is.

Emo cutters: It's not just a phase, mom!
Society: Yes it is.

Transgender SJWs: It's not just a phase, mom!
Society: You're right. Time to spend a lot of money mutilating you and ruining your entire future.

Tranny porn is the best weapon against the reptilian muslim illuminati. Especially if it's a tranny fucking a guy.

If Alex Jones is gay, can he claim that being deplatformed from social media is homophobia? Fukken 4D chess.

>>5
Actually its 5D Chess:
0.Censorship of AJ doesn't work, so next step is to destroy his reputation, but they didn't account for the fact ITS 2018 COME ON.
1.Internet psyop framing Alex Jones as degenerate tranny lover to decrease his reputation on the Right.
Imageboarders eat it up, jumping to conclusions despite AJ being staunchly anti-LGBT.
2.By making "reveal his sexual preferences" a key feature of the psyop, they alienate the "666+ genders" demographics and poisoning any narrative against Jones from the Left("Hey! you're such a transphobic homophobic bigot").
3.Jones is now forced into a corner and adopts more extreme positions(due censorship & smear campaigns).
4.Media tries to hamfistedly interfere and paints themselves as transphobic neo-liberal machine eager to smear any political opponents, making the moderate "LGBT-supporting" Left question the competency of media elsewhere, subtly reminding them its not their ally and "gays/trans/LGBT are evil".
5.AJ is gaining more and more media exposure by the way. The water filters business is going strong, framed by "persecuted media rebel" motif.

Flouride: proven to turn you into a tranny and fuck other trannies so that the globalists can have a slave race of cock-loving traps to fulfil their evil jewish sexual desires. ONLY national socialism and Gay Hitler can save us

>>7
>Gay Hitler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hidden_Hitler