Boomer dialogue scheme(works for any topic): 0.Be out of touch dinosaur 1.Find out millenials refuse to become carbon copy boomers. 2.Push some drivel about "Millenials are killing X", ignore the circumstances and place the blame on millennials. 3.Kvetch about the good old days. 4.Add "Why don't millenials Do Y" to the topic at hand, speculate about them lacking bootstraps and moral fiber. 5.Self-congratulate and describe how easy was to do Y in the past, call millenials lazy and entitled. 6.Write a paragraph about being unable to understand their millenial children refusing to grow up(into boomers). 7.Cry about millenials ruining their favorite aspect of western civilization, but avoid analyzing the problem deeper than "why millenials ruined it". 8. Eat some fast food with liquid diabetes, complain about health and pop some pills. 9. Proclaim moral victory and go to sleep.