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Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 9:58

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 10:26

make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 10:31

>>2

fund it

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 10:33

>>3
lazy bydlo looking for excuses to do nothing and shitpost. do someting productive with your're are miserable life, make your're are game, get a job and stop killing animals!

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 10:58

>>4
no money - no honey

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 11:27

>>5
you have no money because you refuse to get a job you lazy bydlo. no job - no money

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 12:05

>>6
I can't get any job, because I'm an illegal immigrant in Ukraine. I couldn't get any job in Russia, either because of my anti-Russian attitude. But believe me, I tried. I had many jobs, all of which ended with me being fired, due to telling truth - calling Russians bydlo

During the lunchtime talk about politics, I half-seriously stated that I dream about NATO entering Moscow and the Russian language being forbidden for being defective, making English mandatory and the only language in Russia. No one understood the joke and the whole team turned against me, and I was summoned by the manager for a conversation. However, the last straw for me was that it was necessary to work in a completely unhealthy atmosphere, where workers glued with a toxic substance the tacks used to determine the movement of static electricity, used to protect the Russian army fuel depots that were often plundered. My head was spinning due the heavy smell of glue, which didn't helped me doing programming. Unable to withstand, I went to the personnel department and, wrote the dismissal at will, them ran away from Skiezel, where I definitely had no place.


It was 2014, around this time, Russia started its war with Ukraine, and I fell into disgrace after trying to bring to the fanatically committed C# team that C# has weaknesses and there are cases when the solution in PHP better copes with the task and that PHP service deserves a chance to live, because it is not profitable to translate it to C#, only because somebody believes that PHP is an ugly language. A few days later I was asked to write a letter of resignation. Most likely it was affected by several factors: I could not communicate my argument to the collective; the manager did not want to keep such a controversial individual as me; my refusal to donate money for all sorts of holidays, including birthday of the cat of team leader (I consider this practice a Soviet system of extortion). During interviews with other companies, they asked me about the reasons for me being fired from previous work and when they learned that I'm Russophobe and hate Russia, they without hesitation refused consider my application for a job. Which is quite logical, because few Russian HR people would like the criticism of their ugly nation, and I could not get along with the Russian team anyway, and knowing the Russian character, Russians could just pushed me down the stairs, or framed me somehow, or otherwise got me discharged.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 12:06

>>7
And Russian language is absolutely unfit even for the formulation of children's problems. For example, take a typical problem from a Russian-language school textbook, approved by the Russian Ministry of Education:

"Катер плывет против течения реки.
Если скорость катера относительно воды 18 км/ч ,
а скорость течения реки 3м/с,
скорость катера относительно берега ?"

Let's try to analyze it, breaking it into parts:

"Катер плывет против течения реки."

This is an empty statement that does not give the reader any information, without further clarification. At first glance, it sets the direction of the velocity vector, but it is not clear whether it is in sum with the flow of the river, or it is the individual speed of the boat, because the boat, having velocity against the flow, can still move along with the flow, simply slower. I.e. this statement can be safely thrown out, because it is a pseudo-informative garbage, confusing the reader, like the majority of texts in Russian language.

Moving further:

"скорость катера относительно воды"

Again a chiefly Russian garbage statement. Is it the velocity after deducting the flow velocity, or before? What is the direction of the velocity? Against or with the flow?

"скорость течения реки 3м/с"

Flow velocity relative to what? Relative to the boat, the coast or the center of the Universe?

"скорость катера относительно берега ?"

Is that a rebus? Can't you just clearly state the objective?

Thus, we found out that the Russian language is incapable of describing the simplest problem with three objects, hence the Russian language is a completely insane method of communication, and solving any problem stated in Russian during exams depends mostly on luck factor, because a student will need luck to guess what was meant in each case. Similarly, the Russian language creates appropriate social systems, so the laws written in Russian language always leave enough loopholes for corruption.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 12:10

>>6
no job - no money

shit job - not funny.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 13:18

>>8
"Катер плывет против течения реки.
A boat sails against the stream
Если скорость катера относительно воды 18 км/ч ,
the speed of the boat on water is 18km/h(5m/s)
а скорость течения реки 3м/с,
the speed of stream is 3m/s
скорость катера относительно берега ?"
What is the actual speed of boat vs ground.

5-3=2m/s,

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 13:37

>>8,10
It like a trap for deep-fags trying to understand brainlet problems:
They begin to calculate relativistic contractions, what if the speed of the boat is calculated for fixed stars and does it change with rotation of the earth influence, the Coriolis force,atomic vs UTC vs astronomic time, timezones and daylightsavings, stream variability and velocity vectors combinations when the problem is just a simple substraction.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 13:42

Nikita swims at 7km/h, chased by a giant hamster which swims at 6.5km/h.
He swims against current of Dniepr which is 5km/h.
What is his speed relative to hamster on the ground moving at 2km/h parallel to the direction of the swimming Nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 13:51

>>10
rong answer, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 14:07

A robotic warhamster weighting 100000 normal hamsters powered by hamster wheels and infinite hamsters is moving inside a giant hamster wheel for 1h forwards and 1h backwards with
average speed of 3000kilohamster widths per hamster average lifespan.
The wheel spins forwards at speed of 1500kilohamster heights per hamster median lifespan, powered by electricity produced by the warhamster.
How long does it take for the robowarhamster to generate 1GigaHamster power(hamsterpower is calculated as horsepower for average hamster) of hamster power in the big wheel, assuming the wheel weights 1000 median hamster weights and its diameter is 40000 average hamster heights, assumming it accelerates at each 1/100 of median hamster lifespan.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 14:46

Russia's patriotic rotten bones,
Save them Russkies from unknowns.
Russian Lord of Heaven - patriarch
Embodied in gold like oligarch.
Russian Temple serves with car wash,
But no Jesus wants this ugly slosh.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 15:33

>>1
1h,indicates 1hamster unit that describes the length of distance average hamster covers during the night in winter, while under the influence of alcohol.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-18 15:56

Anarcho-Monarchist Reeducation Gulags

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