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Best places to live

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 1:41

What are your top 5 choices for places to live, and why? They don’t necessarily have to be places you’ve personally lived in, but at least explain your reasoning.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 7:38

Lets deconstruct "travel experience"(not related to the post-modern literary circlejerk) into separate parts:
Spaced for better reading:

1.Fresh air and sea air. Buy a ioniser/air purifier.

2.Hotel/ship/tourist food. Just eat better food. If you can afford travel, you can afford better food than any hotel which buys in bulk and any restaurant(which also serves bulk audiences). Learn to order online or cook/prepare food.

3.Sun. Well, its mostly a negative. Europeans are not evolved to live in direct sun 24/7 and will get skin cancer or benign hyperplasia lesion eventually. For everyone else: you're already living at latitudes where direct sun is plentiful and free.

4.Ocean/sea water. Buy sea salts or just iodised salt. Put in bath. You have now the same experience. Also, water filters.

5.Tourist souvenirs and trinkets. There is no need to travel to point X to buy chinese-made replace of Y. You are living in 21st centure and can buy it online.

6.Contact with natives. Watching ethnic/nature documentaries is both safer and more enjoyable. You also don't need to travel to X to be informed of news/events occuring at X, since we have internet: you can chat/social network with anyone on the planet provided they have a phone/pc.

7.Taking tourist photos: just browse google street view(that is often called virtual tourism) or existing tourist photos online. There is no point travelling for a photo, unless you're a news agent or film maker. You're a normie with a cam.
The amount of media available already on any place is enough to fill you harddrive.

8.Quiet places: Sound-proofing your room and noise canceling headphones are much cheaper and will last longer than one "expirience".

9.Isolation from environment: Just turn off you cellphone, reduce social networking use and get some extra sleep. No need to travel to X to get isolation, unless you have roommates or nosy family( if thats the case i doubt you can travel without them or can afford travel at all).

10.Air travel sightseeing:Google Earth.
Live webcams pointed at sky/terrain.
Pointlessly staring at clouds can be done at a roof of your house or buying a telescope for much cheaper.

11.Ship-based travel expirience: you want to be isolated (see point #9) or be immersed with sea water (point #4). The "sway" of ship can be simulated with a rocking chair with much less seasickness and random movement.

12.Sea birds shitting on you randomly:
See post >>18

13.Seeing exotic animals: nature documentaries and exotic pet channels on youtube.

14.Sand. Buy a ten kilo bag of fine beach sand and spew it on the floor. Tada.

15.Palms and exotic plants: same as #13, plus you can buy saplings to raise at home.
Cactuses are essential boomer plant, doesn't need much water or care at all.

16.Meeting other people: Internet dating and social networks do it much better. See also point #6

17.Relaxation: Learn meditating, not giving a fuck and reducing/managing stress factors. It will save you more health longterm than one-time travel expirience(which isn't stress-free btw, new expiriences put you on alert)

18. Novelty of travel/exploration:
Face it, you're not a pioneer explorer of the unknown(bornTooLateToExploreTheEarth.jpg). You're a pampered tourist on which local economy depends. Trying to LARP as an explorer will get you dying in some third-world shithole/cave/jungle while you recall how good the civilized world is. Not recommended, esp. delusional boomers who say "I am fit enough to climb Everest without oxygen tanks".

There, i saved you 99% of your life savings.

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