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Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 8:53

A hot day weakly flaps,
I'm looking through the window.
And see some baba craps,
She crapping like in limbo.

From her immense ass
A lot of shit is shucking...
Half-drunk guys pass
Leading girl for fucking.

The girl is showing fervor,
"Oh Mother," - is her yell,
Ignoring these guys and her,
A muzhik pukes into well...

Over the river, the payoff in a fight,
A cow piss puddle rife.
Two pregnant dogs bite -
Such is the Russian life.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 9:15

A hot day weakly flaps,
I'm looking through the window.
And see Nikita craps,
He crapping like in limbo.

From his immense ass
A lot of shit is shucking...
Half-drunk guys pass
Leading his are a mom for fucking.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 10:49

A hot day weakly flaps,
I'm looking through the window.
And see Nikita not finishing his game

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 17:07

>>1
How does a day flap?
What is the payoff in a fight?

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 18:07

>>4
Ask google translate

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 18:13

>>4
What is the payoff in a fight?
In Russian when you owe something, you can return it by punching lender into face.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 2:18

>>6
Wouldn't it make more sense for the lender to punch the person who owes them money?

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 7:00

your're are rhymes are strange
your're are poem's lame
hamster will be avenged
if you don't make the game

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 17:11

>>7
not in soviet Russia

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 18:33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHBJief6jcI

Who in Russian thinks and speaks,
From them shit awfully stinks.
Wash the Russians with napalm,
Drying after with a-bomb.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 0:15

Nikita is a bydlo;
He killed his hamster
I hope he sees his end
Crushed to death by a hammmer

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 5:35

In west Soviet Russia born and raised
On the BBS where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, shitposting all cool
Programming my game in the style of old school
When a couple of bugs that were up to no good
Started to give me a terrible lust for blood
I killed one little hamster and Putin got scared
And said "You're moving with niggers in an hostel in Kyiev"

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-13 22:13

A cop is a bastard, a cog in the system,
Biliary mixture of shit and urine.
Schmuck's uniform and a gun to assist him -
Cop you so clumsy, stop losing yourself.

Stupid his sight, but his thoughts are lower,
Wolves of Islam quickly maul cop down.
Getting the bribe is the only his power,
So knows his place our small tough clown

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-13 22:48

A cop is a bastard, a cog in the system,
Biliary mixture of shit and urine.
Schmuck's uniform and a gun to assist him -
Cop you so clumsy, keep serving your law.

Stupid cop's sight, but his thoughts are lower,
Wolves of Islam would maul him down.
Getting the bribe is the only cop's power,
So knows his place our small toughy clown.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 16:36

Translated Russian children song

Slowly rockets float away,
Meet them, Mr. Regan,
Pity for America, but hey!
We will turn it into ashtray.

No reason to injure or spoil,
Extra megatons there for good.
See how the earth will boil,
Where the White House once stood.

With Nuclear Fusion old Washington glows -
Strong radiation there happily flows.
Will we survive - some rednecks will ask,
Finding gas mask would be nigger's first task.

Black shroom grows high,
Shadow closes the sky.
The ocean of fire will take time to cool,
Where the Pentagon used to rule!


Original in Russian:
Медленно ракеты уплывают вдаль,
Встречи с ними, мистер Рейган, жди,
И хотя Пендосию немного жаль,
Мы сотрём её с лица Земли!

Может мы обидели кого-то зря,
Сбросив сотню лишних мегатонн.
Посмотри, как весело кипит земля,
Там, где был когда-то Белый Дом.

Ядерным пламенем Фашингтон светится -
И рассыпается этот унитаз.
Каждому реднеку в лучшее верится,
Но не у каждого есть противогаз.

Черный гриб огромный подымается,
Тенью закрывая небосклон.
Океан огня теперь плескается,
Там, где раньше правил Пентагон!

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 16:49

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 17:03

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 18:43

Slowly rockets hide into the distance,
Meet them, Mr. Regan, please no wait.
Pity poor America's existence,
Which from Planet soon shall be ablate.

Our goal is not to injure or spoil,
These extra megatons got there for good.
See how the red-hot earth still boil,
Where the White House once stood.

With Nuclear Fusion Washington glows -
Will we survive - some rednecks will ask.
Strong radiation happily flows,
Finding gas mask would be nigger's first task.

Black shroom so huge is growing so high,
Shadows from smoke are closing the sky.
Ocean of fire will take time to cool.
Where the Pentagon used to rule!

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 6:25

Slowly hamsters hide in the distance

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 8:18

Haxing an hamster's anus
For Science
And Great Justice

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