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Man Sentenced To Death For Farting In Mosque

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 20:42

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case.

“No lawyer is crazy enough to bet his career on this issue. If his client his condemned, as in this case, the lawyer would face prosecution and possibly the same faith as his client” admits legal expert Andrew Jones, a Middle Eastern law expert.

Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor.

“A disgraceful and insidious act” the judge declared, visibly disgusted.

“Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden by the Koran,” said the judge.

“As a judge, I must set an example for other Muslims. This is clearly unacceptable under Shariah law,” he concluded.

Al-Wahabi admitted to the judge he had failed his God, his religion, and his people and was terribly sorry for what he had done, and asked for his two wives and seven children’s mercy in court and thanked the judge for his verdict.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting-in-mosque-during-ramadan/

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Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 21:01

Your anus can kill you.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 7:05

worldnewsdailyreport is satire though

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 7:21

>>3
That's just to protect them from being sued, all the stories are factual.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 7:27

>>3
Uh woah damn no, captain inaccurate strikes again!

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 8:16

>>3

If anyone fart he must leave pray and go for washing again.but that mostly don't happen.and muslim before going to mosque must have clean breath smell as well washing body and went to bathroom.thats all we did before prays.we wash our body 5 times a day.also when we go to bathroom clothes must be clean after giving shit or urine.that called spirtual cleans.also before sleep always that.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 9:05

>>6
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 10:28

>>7
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 12:09

>>4
Lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 21:38

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 22:36

>>10
Most of those stories were subsequently reported and verified in other outlets as well.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-09 12:26

If only he had practiced the ancient lost art of watchfulness none of this would have happened.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 16:32

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

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