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Choose artifact

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 8:11

You are present with a pile of magical artifacts and allowed to take one - it will become soulbound and you will not lose it anytime or in the next life, it will always appear by your side.
What will you choose and why?

1.A wallet that contains whatever currency you wish(provided it fits the wallet).

2.An indestructible sword that can cut down anything.

3.A crystal ball that allows you to view future/past events/periods of your choice.

4.A magical laptop with a nearly unlimited computing capacity, equivalent to billions of latest supercomputers and AI that produces software by your command.

5.A cloak that makes you invisible and invulnerable to any weapon.

6.A potion in a bottle, one drop of which makes you or whomever given it eternal youth, freedom of disease, aging , hunger and thirst. The bottle never dries up.

7.A mirror that shows answer to whatever problem or question that bothers you, on its surface in language that you easily understand.

8.An amulet that makes people agree with and trust you on anything unquestionably. You can't remove the amulet.

9.A pair of sandals that allow you move anywhere you wish in a blink of an eye or stay in the air or underwater without any ill effects.

10.A bracelet that makes you fully immortal and invulnerable to aging/disease/hunger/thirst/weapons. However it also makes you incorporeal, like a ghost and people will see you. You cannot remove the bracelet.

11.A book that contains all knowledge that exists and that will open on the page most relevant to you. Unlike the mirror you don't have to ask anything, but the book has an agenda and not a neutral source of knowledge.

12.A lamp that burns forever with the brightness of 1000 lamps.

13.A spear that will hit any target you throw at and will cause a certain death. It will return to you after that.

14.A necklace that gives you irresistible charm and love from all who see you. It will also protect from aging and disease.

15.A staff that allows one to resurrect dead beings when it touches their bones.

16.An invulnerable spaceship with life support and unlimited food/water. It also contains a health maintenance
system that will stop all disease.

17.A doll that transforms to anything you desire and executes all your commands. If damaged, the doll will instantly regenerate or reappear at safe place nearby.

18.A magic headset with microphone that allows you to hear anyone and talk to them regardless of distance or time period.

19.A magic painting that depicts whatever you imagine. It cannot predict anything, but use of it will develop creativity and imagination.

20.A potion that once consumed will disappear and will grant ascension to one of heavens most compatible with your beliefs. You will not be able to leave it after consuming the potion.

21.A ring that grants you ability to move any object telekinetically, as long as you can observe the object somehow.

22.A sports watch that can stop time:
you cannot age or die during stopped time, and you cannot remove the watch - only start and stop time.

23.A wand that once pointed at anyone, allow you to command them at will by talking to them telepathically. It also grants access to their minds as long as the wand is pointed to the person.

24.A magic pen that never dries. Anything written by it will be believed as unquestioned truth by the reader.Copies/reproductions of the written material have no effect.

25.A magic rock, that when dropped will cause an earthquake in the world where you desire it. Longer drops create bigger earthquakes.

26.A metal ruler that will extend to whatever point you like. Though rock, ground, air, it will not weight anything and will not be damaged. It will penetrate all matter and being alike.

27.A dimensional pocket which moves towards the place you desire. It has internal space of a large house but outwards it shows only a ethereal image of a door that is only seen by you.

28.A potion that makes all your dreams most happiest and pleasant, forever. It will also cause you to desire sleep more than life, but you will not die.

29.A potion that makes you lose all negative emotions, forever.

30.A ring, that allows you project any illusion you desire towards the crowds or people's minds, without limits of distance. The only way to stop it is to project another illusion.




















































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Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 11:51

Number one because I don't want to read all this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 17:52

anything that would help me get boyfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 17:57

>>3
*raises paw*

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 17:59

Anything that will help me defeat Kim Jong Un (president of China) and save the elevator from the superpowers thread.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 22:48

I select the spaceship.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 3:34

sick of scrolling by all these long ass ops. hey assholes brevity or gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 4:46

>>7
Perhaps you should try twitter instead.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 3:43

One artifact is too little.
CHOOSE TWO ARTIFACTS. 2 for 1 deal.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 7:00

>>8
Caught a ban and got doxxed there already kid, been there done that......

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 17:12

Top tier:
20
Great Tier:
7,6,10,11,22
Good Tier:
3,8,23,14,16
Mediocre Tier:
4,5,21,24,27,30
Normie Tier:
1,2,9,13,17,18,28,29
Shit Tier:
12,15,19,25,26

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 18:27

>>11 Detailed analysis of each artifact
1.Infinite money wallet:
This is normie tier at best, since #22 "TimeStop watch" allows you to steal anything and much more freedom of movement. It might be convenient if you imagine a normie shopping.

2.The supersword that cuts anything:
Also normie tier, blade weapons are obsolete in combat. TimeStop/Telekinesis Ring make it look like a toy. The only redeeming thing that prevent this from falling into shit tier, its soulbound item: you might get reincarnated in era without firearms.

3.Crystal Time viewer that allows to see past/future. Its good tier, because its a great advantage to predict the future and it can verify anything in the past. Minuses: requires intensive use and attention.

4.Magical Supercomputer Laptop with AI:
Unless you want to kickstart singularity by designing new AIs, it will be disappointing.
Minuses:AI Can get out of control.
Bonuses:Can break encryption, cryptocoins,etc. Mediocre tier because of potential and AI.

5.Anti-Weapon invisibility Cloak is mediocre tier. While its convinient to sneak by and be invulnerable to weapons, combat situations with it will be rare and its defensive abilities don't block area of effects munitions(like gas). The invisibility is the primary bonus there.

6.Eternal youth in a bottle: this has great potential. In addition to improving your life, you can grant bonuses to your allies or start a new religion. The anti-hunger/thirst ability is what propels it to great tier.

7.The mirror is top tier, because its essentially a cheat code to answering anything and building up knowledge fast.

8.Amulet of trust: Good tier, but not that great, since you need personal contact to activate its power. Most effective at dismantling suspicion and building social ties.

9.Teleport sandals:
Normie tier, because you can just take transport to anywhere and staying in the air isn't that great without additional superpowers. Unless you like to be chased or extreme freedom of movement, pass.

10.Immortal ghost bracelet:
Great tier, since you're absolutely invulnerable/immortal and you can influence stuff by being visible(spooky, also potential for religion). Just walking through walls/ground is a great bonus.
Minuses:Might be boring.

11.the book is great tier because of potential, but requires some minimal wisdom to understand its agenda
vs Answer mirror:less manual process of gaining knowledge and probably faster.
Minuses:Agenda/bias of the book.

12.the eternal lamp: unless you want to start an small electric plant the lamp is useless. Its shit tier because electricity is widespread and cheap. Ironically, this lamp can be used as power source for isolated systems like the transdimensional house(#27), but its easy to get a generator instead. Shit tier item.

13.The death spear:another normie fantasy item, only suitable for serial killers.
Since it has no defensive bonuses and is easy to track down(needs to be thrown), its usefullness is quite low.

14.The charm necklace: Good tier, because its advantages are immense. Unless you prefer to be a hermit, you'll love this artifact and the social capital it generates. Minuses:depends on social interaction skills(do you want the attention?) and requires line of sight.

15.resurrect staff: shit tier.
It requires recovering bones.
Unless you have specific people in mind or want to see dinosaurs alive it will be unused. The resurrected people aren't under your command, unless other artifacts are involved and it will create infamy.

16.Personal spaceship: good tier, because its like a better version of #27 transdimensional house and has anti-aging/disease builtin. Also allows unlimited travel, which is unlikely to be used vs its mobile home function.

17.The shapeshifter doll minion:
Sex dolls are easily available and that doll isn't that smart since it only follows commands.
Bonuses:Can be uses for various tasks from assassinations to blowjobs.
Minuses:You can do everything it does yourself with better artifacts.

18.Magic headset: unless you have great conversational/marketing skills or brainwashing potential, people you talk to will get insane or start ignoring the voices. Normie tier because it still has potential to influence important people.

19.Imagination painting: There are not much benefits of extra creativity and no solid bonus for this item, except for visual artists. Probably the worst in the pile.

20.The potion that is ticket to heaven:obviously the best artifact since it sidesteps everything and you're set for life. Minuses: bad belief systems and self-doubt might turn the heaven into boring or unpleasant state.

21.Telekinetic ring:mediocre tier, because it has weapon potential and also allows you to manipulate anything.
Minuses: requires line of sight, skills to manipulate and attracts undue attention.
Bonuses: with telescopes and drone cameras, can be used for lots of fun stuff. Mediocre tier, because telekinesis isn't that great vs other artifacts.


22.TimeStop watch:Great tier, because its a superpower unlike no other(Time-based power are often OP). While some #21 telekineticuck, desperately tries to levitate a dildo for defensive stance, you just stop time and shove it in his mouth.
Bonuses:Invisible crime waves. Power to change anything you like during "downtime" and manipulate stuff as often as you want.
Minuses: Requires some intelligence to not get stuck in situation where you need to start time again.

23.Mind control wand: Good tier, excellent choice for chessmasters and supervillains.
Minuses:Requires time to take effect and is noticeable by crowds.
Bonuses:Unlimited mind control.

24.The believe-it pen:mediocre, require some writing skills and doesn't spread much. Writing letters is most effective use, but unfortunately important people are often isolated from effects of actually reading a letter.

25. Earthquake rock:shit tier. For supervillains, it might be a boon, however its usefullness depends on precise targeting and causes undue civilian casualties.

26. Infinite ruler:shit tier, because its hard to control. Might have weapon potential if the target is stationary.

27.Transdimensional house:mediocre, only potential is a safe base for using other artifacts and escaping.

28.Happy dream potion:normie placebo since you forget most dreams, and unhealthy habit of more sleeping.

29. Be positive potion:normie fantasy, since it doesn't remove causes of bad emotions, just stunts expression.

30.Illusion ring: mediocre, but has some manipulation potential with quick thinking. Area of effect mind control potential.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 13:59

Use 15 to revive Haskell the ded dog lololol

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 14:42

>>13
my dof ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 14:56

>>13
*Uses #30 to project an illusion of Haskell the dead dog*

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 15:54

>>12
shut up frozenanus

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 17:52

Find a flaw.
The best two items are obviously the #22 timeStop watch(time control superpower) and the #7 answer mirror(infinite knowledge source). Everything else is either too boring(#10 ghost bracelet/#20 potion to heaven, both are great on their own but remove all fun, plus all artifacts are soulbound) or useless compared to the two, since you can use mirror to find out an alternative and timestop to act at any moment you like.
#23 Mind control wand, might be useful but timeStop(+mirror) will probably be stronger in general since you don't need to depend on other people.
#8,#14 presume lots of social contact and attention, which the user wouldn't want at all. #22 timestop is much safer and you can engineer social situations with it and the #7 mirror as guide with more margin of error.

Name: Anonymous 2020-07-03 9:56

Lets instead of obvious time-stopping/mind-zapping crime sprees, assume that world with these artifacts has a robust karma system.
What artifacts would be generating least negative karma with their most use?

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