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Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:03

Create a sex doll from blanket.
1.Stuff old clothes in a winter blanket.
2.Squeeze it from side to increase width.
3.Move a fleshlight into one of folds.
4.Secure the area where fleshlight is with ropes.
5.Do the same for other areas when required.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:05

No good, needs a source of heat.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:09

>>2
I don't think you'll need one when you're under a comfy winter blanket stuffed with clothed. It actually quite hot under there.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:12

*Look up homemade fleshlight video on youtube to reduce costs further.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:14

>>3
Stuff a few plastic bottles with hot water in the blanket.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:17

Btw you can print out your waifu face in a4 paper, stuff it in a transparent plastic bag and put it over the top of blanket for realism.
realdoll owners btfo

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:22

>>5
Best are these tiny cocacola bottles(about 0.5L i think).
Larger bottles will ruin realism.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 9:39

For added realism:
1.stream a folder of hentai OVAs on low volume or headphones on repeat.
2.bags of salts stuff in strategic areas(can be preheated).
3.Instead of ropes providing structural integrity, sew together pieces that split apart(2-3 lines for safety).
4.Dakimakura or pillows can be attached at front.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 12:09

GNU/Sexdoll

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 18:41

>>6
Where the fuck am I supposed to get A4 paper?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-01 19:02

>>10
Its just the size of paper that fits a standard printer.
Basically "normal printer paper".

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-05 8:27

>>1-8
Too complicated, can't you just stuff a fleshlight into a hole in a dakimakura pillow?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-05 9:52

>>11
So....it grows on trees or what?

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-05 12:23

>>13
Its harvested from paper bunny skins.
Typically paper bunnies stuffed in cages are emptied into a big vat to dissolve their delicate fur(to reduce mechanical vibrations from their screams the area is soundproof) and them emptied of internal organs and meats(which are sold as "mystery meat" to schools). Then the process of cutting and whitening begins...

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