I need to find a hooker that can roleplay

She will pretend that she's a girl that I've just met and I will just feel infinitely sad because I know I don't have a chance. But then she will notice it and say "oh I pity you, I will have pity sex with you if you want but that's all"
Because this kind of thing never ever happen in real life.

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who cares? I'm a nobody