To Dmitry Dinze

Ask Nikita to teach your're are Symta as it is surprisingly a good language - capable of replacing Perl. You might then be able to move to a proper profession (like CS or toilet cleaning) instead of being a useless law-practising piece of meat.

Lawyer is a completely useless job in Russian, because acquittal rates are so low. If prosecution wants someone jailed, they will do it.