I don't masturbate

Haven't you heard? Masturbation among men lowers your t-level. No way, sir! I'm keeping every last drop of testosterone in my ballsack, where it belongs! I pay a guy to fuck my girlfriend for me while I watch because I ain't no SOYBOY!!!

I don’t like it but it’s hard for me to abstain more than a couple months. After physical exertion is when I end up doing it most.